Breaking News: Aussie Invasion Still Underway

News Update two for! The Aussie invasion has not been stopped. If your just joining us, Simon, contributor to, is in route to invade Official Man Card HQ. Key personnel have been evacuated, the UN and NATO have contributed forces and the US Government have set up blockades to slow the Aussie tide sweeping accross the country. Stay tuned for continuing updates from Good Night, and Good Luck.

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  1. Sergio says:

    Good news guys we have a bead on Simon’s current whereabouts, My cousin out in NYC Tony Gorilla Nuts spotted Simon coming out of a taping of Live with Regis and Kelly….he then followed him to where they tape “The View” he is getting me GPS concordance as we speak so as to follow him using the Google Earth satellites.

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