Breaking News: Aussie Invasion Still Underway
News Update two for OfficialManCard.com! The Aussie invasion has not been stopped. If your just joining us, Simon, contributor to OfficialManCard.com, is in route to invade Official Man Card HQ. Key personnel have been evacuated, the UN and NATO have contributed forces and the US Government have set up blockades to slow the Aussie tide sweeping accross the country. Stay tuned for continuing updates from OfficialManCard.com. Good Night, and Good Luck.
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Good news guys we have a bead on Simon’s current whereabouts, My cousin out in NYC Tony Gorilla Nuts spotted Simon coming out of a taping of Live with Regis and Kelly….he then followed him to where they tape “The View” he is getting me GPS concordance as we speak so as to follow him using the Google Earth satellites.