Scott:
I have been ordered to frame my certificate and wear it around my neck unti
Scott Summerfield:
This is clearly a conspiracy by the deep state of womanhood. I demand satis 
Yeti:
Screenshot or it didn't happen 
James:
+1 on 13th Warrior. The hero was on his quest as part of his manhood rite. 
Jacques:
Growing my epic beard will be the comeback of the century!!
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Military forces have began their counter attack on Simon, the Australian correspondent to OfficialManCard.com who’s headed straight for Official Man Card HQ. While things are rocky at what is being called the “Second Battle of the Bulge”, Military advisers are confident that Simon can be stopped.
Key personnel have been moved into safe zones. Stay tuned for continuing coverage of the Aussie invasion.
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didn’t you get my message?? I didn’t hire a 400lb hooker…I hired 4 100lb hookers geez…in these trying times details fellas, details…
wut red shirts????