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Breaking News: Aussie Has Landed

Breaking News. Simon, the Australian Correspondent to OfficialManCard.com, has breached all military blockade and is barreling down upon Official Man Card HQ. Hue Jass and Ramsey are meeting, trying to come to a conclusion to this perilous journey

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Breaking News: Aussie Invasion Cannot Be Stopped

Military forces have began their counter attack on Simon, the Australian correspondent to OfficialManCard.com who’s headed straight for Official Man Card HQ. While things are rocky at what is being called the “Second Battle of the Bulge”, Military advisers are confident that Simon can be stopped. Key personnel have been moved into safe zones. Stay

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Breaking News: Aussie Invasion Still Underway

News Update two for OfficialManCard.com! The Aussie invasion has not been stopped. If your just joining us, Simon, contributor to OfficialManCard.com, is in route to invade Official Man Card HQ. Key personnel have been evacuated, the UN and NATO have contributed forces and the US Government have set up blockades to slow the Aussie tide

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Breaking News: Aussie Invasion has Begun!

Ladies and gentlemen, we just got word that the Aussie Invasion has begun! We’ve got a special report prepared, take a look and stay manly! Simon, Australian correspondent to OfficialManCard.com, has begin his invasion of the United States. Early reports show him in New York, headed south for OMC Headquarters. Ramsey reports in this Breaking

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