Submitted By: Allyson/Hangover Show
Revokee: Jake Dynomite Turner
Reason For Revocation:
Jake Dynomite Turner has been quoted as saying, “I’m allergic to weed…can’t take a shot of Jesse James Bourbon whiskey without food in my stomach”
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I have heard this on more than one occassion…Revoke!
Lmao I’ve heard it all now hahaha
Jake has waited patiently and kept my fiancé sane while I take forever to get ready he gets to keep his man card let’s not forget according to the hangover morning show he is a man whore and I believe you can’t revoke a man whore’s man card if he gets more ass than you just saying
Jake a man whore? Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I’m a Jake lover! Keep it!
I say give him a break and let him keep his man card.
Jake keeps his friends outta jail and makes sure they dont drive while “slightly intoxicated”…I say he has a permanent pass on his Man Card…
Hmmm..yeah I think Jake keeps the MAN CARD!
This pussy needs food for bourbon? Take it, not my best work.
This is Tyrone “Dynamite” Doleman formerly of the Harlem Globetrotters.
The above reasons are plenty to revoke Jake’s Man Card, but even moreso, the fact that he gave himself the nickname “Dynomite” (misspelled too). Everyone knows that you CANNOT give self-appoint a nickname, it has to be given by a different party. That is a huge strike against Mr. Turner. He should have stuck with his given nickname, Jake “the Snake.”
Though you maybe “Dynamite” and even though I may not question your status as such, I want to clear up that my “Dyno-Mite” was given to me fair and square, plus the “mis-spelling” is the version that was shouted on the show “Good Time” cause spelling it the so called right way is being done by you.
Jake “Dyno-Mite” Turner More like Jake “The sparkler” Turner.
John Russell, I’m Done Here!
These votes don’t even count any more. Its like voting for president in January …he lost the.card…and doesn’t seem to be trying to get it back.