Being a Pussy

Revoke his Man Card?

46 Yes
41 No

Revokee: Jake Dynomite Turner

Reason For Revocation:

Jake Dynomite Turner has been quoted as saying, “I’m allergic to weed…can’t take a shot of Jesse James Bourbon whiskey without food in my stomach”

13 Comments

  1. Loose Lips says:

    I have heard this on more than one occassion…Revoke!

  2. phlipr says:

    Lmao I’ve heard it all now hahaha

  3. Ashley Nicole says:

    Jake has waited patiently and kept my fiancé sane while I take forever to get ready he gets to keep his man card let’s not forget according to the hangover morning show he is a man whore and I believe you can’t revoke a man whore’s man card if he gets more ass than you just saying

  4. sara says:

    I’m a Jake lover! Keep it!

  5. Elizabeth says:

    I say give him a break and let him keep his man card.

  6. PhotoJeff says:

    Jake keeps his friends outta jail and makes sure they dont drive while “slightly intoxicated”…I say he has a permanent pass on his Man Card…

  7. Renee says:

    Hmmm..yeah I think Jake keeps the MAN CARD!

  8. God says:

    This pussy needs food for bourbon? Take it, not my best work.

  9. The Real Dynamite says:

    This is Tyrone “Dynamite” Doleman formerly of the Harlem Globetrotters.

    The above reasons are plenty to revoke Jake’s Man Card, but even moreso, the fact that he gave himself the nickname “Dynomite” (misspelled too). Everyone knows that you CANNOT give self-appoint a nickname, it has to be given by a different party. That is a huge strike against Mr. Turner. He should have stuck with his given nickname, Jake “the Snake.”

    • Though you maybe “Dynamite” and even though I may not question your status as such, I want to clear up that my “Dyno-Mite” was given to me fair and square, plus the “mis-spelling” is the version that was shouted on the show “Good Time” cause spelling it the so called right way is being done by you.

  10. John Russell says:

    Jake “Dyno-Mite” Turner More like Jake “The sparkler” Turner.
    John Russell, I’m Done Here!

  11. Ally says:

    These votes don’t even count any more. Its like voting for president in January …he lost the.card…and doesn’t seem to be trying to get it back.

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