Breaking News: Aussie Invasion has Begun!

Ladies and gentlemen, we just got word that the Aussie Invasion has begun! We’ve got a special report prepared, take a look and stay manly!

Simon, Australian correspondent to, has begin his invasion of the United States. Early reports show him in New York, headed south for OMC Headquarters. Ramsey reports in this Breaking News Video.

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  1. Sergio says:

    All clear on the west coast…I have taken the Google Earth satellites off their tasks and put all resources towards keeping eyes locked on Simon.

  2. Kevin L says:

    Mobile, Alabama is lost gents. I’m workin’ at an Australian owned company with an Aussie himself. Soon we will all be speaking with an accent and using metric measurements.

  3. Sergio says:

    Kevin that is negative, I refuse to let my country get overrun by the ancestors of England’s criminal population.

  4. Ramsey says:

    Stay strong, we must endure! Check back for our continuing coverage, more updates to come.

  5. Mark says:

    God help America!

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