Man Card Revocations:

Sometimes guys can get out of hand. When they step over the unmanly line, it is our duty to report them and submit them for Man Card Revocation. Then, the community can vote on whether or not the revocation is deserved. Submit a Revocation and let the community decide.

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

Voted!
Yes: 1
No: 0

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

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The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

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The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

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The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville.

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville.

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused has confessed to the the most heinous of crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the time men are men, and show so by growing the longest beard they can. At the end, it is not the size of the beard on the outside that matters, rather the size of the beard inside. But when you shave the beard on your chin, you shave the beard of your soul.

I submit for revocation for a SECOND time of Dyllovich’s Man Card, leaving him only one strike left. May God have mercy on his soul.

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The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused has confessed to the the most heinous of crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the time men are men, and show so by growing the longest beard they can. At the end, it is not the size of the beard on the outside that matters, rather the size of the beard inside. But when you shave the beard on your chin, you shave the beard of your soul.

I submit for revocation for a SECOND time of Dyllovich’s Man Card, leaving him only one strike left. May God have mercy on his soul.

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Revocation due to Boy Band

Revoke his Man Card?

Voted!
Yes: 1
No: 0

Revokee: Todd Orton

Reason For Revocation:

Todd Orton, a retired professional, is giving into his wife to see the Backstreet Boys this evening. He would not tell her no and based his reasoning on “love”.

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Revocation due to Boy Band

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Todd Orton

Reason For Revocation:

Todd Orton, a retired professional, is giving into his wife to see the Backstreet Boys this evening. He would not tell her no and based his reasoning on “love”.

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