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Tom+Paintball=unmanly reaction

Revoke his Man Card?

54 Yes
4 No

Revokee Name: Tom Morton

Submitted By: The Entire OMC Staff

Reason for Revocation:
So during our Aussie invasion our fearless leader Tom wanted to shoot the Aussie with a paintball…but first Tom had to take one..well be sure to check out the video here to see the whole story. Needless to say Tom’s reaction begs revocation…but we will let you decide.

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