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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

Voted!
Yes: 1
No: 0

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville

Make a Comment

The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused confessed to comitting the most heinous of all crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of all seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the one time of the year manliness shines through at its brightest. At the end of the season, whether you have stubble or look like a member of ZZ Top, you can take pride in that your mandicator (man indicator – beard) is as long as it can be. It’s not the length of the beard on the outside that counts, it’s the beard on the inside. Unfortunately, by shaving the beard on the outside, the accused shaved his beard on the inside – the beard of his soul. This was made worse when he publically documented his transgressions on known SELFIE site, Instagram.

I move that for a second time we revoke Dyllovich’s man card. One more time, and Dyllovich MUST identify as a female. This includes but is not limited to: social media, government forms, as well as on Farmville.

Make a Comment

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