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Revoked Report 025

Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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Revoked Report 23

We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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Knowing The Truck You Drive

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Gregg Warner

Reason For Revocation:

Man Law#9
Any Man driving a Truck must know Motor/Engine details of said Truck when asked. Failure to provide such details or lack of knowledge of specific details is grounds for Man Card Revocation.

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Idiot

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1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Jesse Jenkins

Reason For Revocation:

Kicked a girl out of the house for trying to be freaky with him.

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Disney

Revoke his Man Card?

4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Ed Weyrens

Reason For Revocation:

Wanting to do a Tinkerbell tattoo sleeve

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It Need to Happen

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0 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Jimmy Higo

Reason For Revocation:

🙂

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Spare Ribs

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Malv

Reason For Revocation:

Could not figure out how to properly remove skin from spare ribs. Disappointing.

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