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Revoked Report 025

Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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Revoked Report 23

We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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Simp’n Ass Ninja

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Josue Almanza

Reason For Revocation:

This mfn Simp here… Goes on a trip to Seattle(of all places), with sum broad, and gets matching tattoos!!! Fr mf?!?!?! Straight simp’n in the purest of simp capabilities…

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Simp’n Ass Ninja

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Josue Almanza

Reason For Revocation:

This mfn Simp here… Goes on a trip to Seattle(of all places), with sum broad, and gets matching tattoos!!! Fr mf?!?!?! Straight simp’n in the purest of simp capabilities…

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FUMIGATE

Revoke his Man Card?

9 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Ducarmel Albama

Reason For Revocation:

Ducarmel “Dog Nuts” Albama almost killed an officer at the range today. Therefore his new nickname will be “FUMIGATE” “FUck iM doInG At The rangE”

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FUMIGATE

Revoke his Man Card?

9 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Ducarmel Albama

Reason For Revocation:

Ducarmel “Dog Nuts” Albama almost killed an officer at the range today. Therefore his new nickname will be “FUMIGATE” “FUck iM doInG At The rangE”

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Over Packing

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Enrique Perez

Reason For Revocation:

Packing enough suitcases for a business trip fit for a diva. Therefore going forward his man card will be revoked and his name will be changed to Erica Perez.

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