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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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3rd Violation in less than 24 hrs!?!

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

Matthew,
we regret to inform you, that you have exceeded the number of violations allowed, to retain your Official ManCard. Violation, (goes without saying really, but for Clerical accuracy, the violation is as follows.

“Angelina Jolie isn’t a homewrecker, it was his thoughts that wrecked that home…”

“His”, referring to Brad, whom holds The Official Mancard #0000027.
Thats just messed up dude. However, in order to reinstate your Official Mancard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly within a 36 hour timeperiod, starting now. (21:00 Hrs, Wednesday, March 24th, 2019).

Good luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuckles Official Mancard #0000002

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3rd Violation in less than 24 hours!?!

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

Matthew,
we regret to inform you, that you have exceeded the number of violations allowed, to retain your Official ManCard. Violation, (goes without saying really, but for Clerical accuracy, the violation is as follows.

“Angelina Jolie isn’t a homewrecker, it was his thoughts that wrecked that home…”

“His”, referring to Brad, whom holds The Official Mancard #0000027.
Thats just messed up dude. However, in order to reinstate your Official Mancard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly within a 36 hour timeperiod, starting now. (21:00 Hrs, Wednesday, March 24th, 2019).

Good luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuckles Official Mancard #0000002

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3rd Violation in less than 24 hours!?!

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

Matthew,
we regret to inform you, that you have exceeded the number of violations allowed, to retain your Official ManCard. Violation, (goes without saying really, but for Clerical accuracy, the violation is as follows.

“Angelina Jolie isn’t a homewrecker, it was his thoughts that wrecked that home…”

“His”, referring to Brad, whom holds The Official Mancard #0000027.
Thats just messed up dude. However, in order to reinstate your Official Mancard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly within a 36 hour timeperiod, starting now. (21:00 Hrs, Wednesday, March 24th, 2019).

Good luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuckles Official Mancard #0000002

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3rd Violation in 24 Hours!?!

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

It goes without saying. However, for Clerical Records, your 3rd violation of the day, was when you clearly and thoughtlessly stayed, “it’s not Angelina Jolie that’s a home wrecker, it was his thoughts, that wrecked that home.” referring to Brad, who holds The Official ManCard #027. As I said, it goes without saying.

In order to reinstate the validity of your Official ManCard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly… (that’s your choice), in the next 36 hours. Good Luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuck

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3rd Violation in 24 Hours!?!

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

It goes without saying. However, for Clerical Records, your 3rd violation of the day, was when you clearly and thoughtlessly stayed, “it’s not Angelina Jolie that’s a home wrecker, it was his thoughts, that wrecked that home.” referring to Brad, who holds The Official ManCard #027. As I said, it goes without saying.

In order to reinstate the validity of your Official ManCard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly… (that’s your choice), in the next 36 hours. Good Luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuck

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