Immaculate Rejection (Devout Morman), Win-Nguyen (Vietnamese Americna, Afrodesiac (African-American), and the Boca Bitch (Boca Raton, FL) all may seem like slang names for the cast of an up coming reality TV show, but they’re actually classifications of “birds” of the United States. Birds, in this context, gentlemen, are women. In Field Guide to Chicks of
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The Beardlands
In honor of Movember, we here at Official Man Card (and Chaz Bono) believe in growing the proper beard. How does one do this, you ask? We’ve got a chart for you
8 Year Old Banjo Boy
Gentlemen, I cannot hide my love and pride for the only instrument that can call the US its birthplace*: The Banjo. When I hear those sweet backwoods melodies coming from those steel strings over that membrane, its all I can do to stop myself from throwing on my overalls, a straw hat, and start bouncing
The Troops Get More Man Cards
Gregg emailed us a little while back inquiring about Man Cards. Being the Authority over all Man Cards, we responded and struck up a conversation.
Turns out Gregg and his friends were members of our fine military here in the USA. Who more deserving of Man Cards (and a Tomboy Card) than these fine people? None we say!
Gregg was nice enough to send us a few pictures back to show you guys. Big thanks to Gregg for the pictures, hope you guys are staying safe and Staying Manly!
Scarface (1932)
Freds back with his review of the 1932 classic, Scarface. Complete with flappers, bootleggers, and Al Capone references, its a movie all men should see, period
Manly Movie Review: Goodfellas
Fred takes a look at another classic Mobster Movie this week in our Manly Movie reviews segment. Fred reviews Goodfellas, you gotta’ problem with that
How Beer Saved The World
Beer has changed the world, affecting our lives as well as the world itself. Discovery has released How Beer Saved the World. Its a great piece, so crack open a beer and check it out!
The Hangover 2 Trailer
The Wolf Pack is back for the Hangover Two, the sequel to the smash hit of 2009. What will they get up to in Thailand? Who will Mike Tyson punch? How many teeth will Ed Helms rip out of his head? Time will tell. For now, all we have is this teaser trailer.
Jim Beam Porno Ad
This controversial and sexy commercial from Jim Beam has been giving guys awkward desk wood all morning. Check out this sexy flannel lady pouring her man a shot
Imported from Detroit
For some of our international viewers, the title may not make much sense. “Isn’t detroit in the US? How can you import from there?”. If you find yourself asking these questions, you’ve obviously never been there. Detroit is like another country within the States. Riddled with hardened, Man Card carrying men who’ve worked for generations
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