Breaking News: Aussie Invasion Cannot Be Stopped


Military forces have began their counter attack on Simon, the Australian correspondent to OfficialManCard.com who’s headed straight for Official Man Card HQ. While things are rocky at what is being called the “Second Battle of the Bulge”, Military advisers are confident that Simon can be stopped.

Key personnel have been moved into safe zones. Stay tuned for continuing coverage of the Aussie invasion.

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2 Comments

  1. Sergio says:

    didn’t you get my message?? I didn’t hire a 400lb hooker…I hired 4 100lb hookers geez…in these trying times details fellas, details…

  2. Xavi says:

    wut red shirts????

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