Man Rule of the Day #963

Man Rule #963: When shopping, men should treat the experience more like a scavenger hunt and less like a walk in the park. Quicker is better.

Shopping Man Gets his Man Card Revoked

Strolling through the Mall? Revoked!

Gent’s its simple, Guys Don’t shop. Even when we’re in our sanctuary, the Hardware store, there is no “perusing”. There is a list, usually scrawled onto a piece of cardboard with a carpenters pencil, and a goal in mind: Get the hell out of there. No offense ladies, we just can’t be seen walking around carrying bags taking perfume samples. If we were, its a one way ticket to Revocation.

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  1. darkwulf23 says:

    Well shit, I broke that rule with video games.

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