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Thursday’s Facebook Hangover Cure

Occasionally Official Man Card like’s to get all “Social Media” happy and ask the good folks who like our page on Facebook various questions about their lives. Thursday we asked you guys to give us the best hangover cure you know, and Jay Taters H. gave us one hell of a cure: After you kick

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Man Rule #1225: A Man must be able to hold their liquor, whatever their poison of choice may be, during Holiday Festivities. Gents, Its that time of year again, and of course there is a Man Rule for such an occasion. You see gentlemen, no one likes a Puking Santa. Whether at the office party

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Soldier Bathroom Etiquette

Guys, When we are in the bathroom, it is a no talking, no eye contact environment. But what are the rules when you are out in the open air? What if your friends aren’t trying to talk to you, but whispering into your helmet mic while circling you in a Blackhawk and recording you on

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Man Rule #87: When a friends girlfriend questions you about his whereabouts or any other information that may incriminate him, play dumb. Alright Guys, This is a classic situation. John’s gone out with the mates and possibly told his lady that he’d be at the nursing home volunteering. After not coming home at around 1am,

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Man Rule #24: What is a Man without a grill? Nothing. Go get one. Guys, This is a fundamental rule. Honestly, if you don’t currently own a grill, I really don’t know how you gained access to this site. If you think back to your earliest history class, you learned that cave men discovered fire

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Man Card Black Friday Special

So the turkey has firmly settled into your gullet, the pie is cooling, the family is babbling on about their various topics of choice – what are you to do now? Well, gentlemen, the first thing that strikes me after Thanksgiving is the dreaded “Christmas Shopping”. Honestly guys, we usually do all of our Holiday

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Man Rule #963: When shopping, men should treat the experience more like a scavenger hunt and less like a walk in the park. Quicker is better. Gent’s its simple, Guys Don’t shop. Even when we’re in our sanctuary, the Hardware store, there is no “perusing”. There is a list, usually scrawled onto a piece of

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Man Card Definition

Guys, Here at Official Man Card, we want to clearly define what a Man Card is. Its not a piece of paper. Its definitely not something you print at home and fill out with a pen. Man Card Definition: A Man Card is required proof of manhood in order to become a respected member of

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Man Rule #709: There are pivotal movies in the world that Men must see The Godfather, Rocky, Scarface. If you haven’t, your man card is in jeopardy. While these may be pivotal man movies that a father should show his son, an older brother passes down to his younger brother, the list does not end

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