Man Rules:
Man Rules, Guy Code, Manly Edict – Regardless of what you call them, they are rules and regulations that men live by.
Man Rule #1038: A Bug, a bear, it doesn’t matter. If needed, you should be able to kill it
Man Rule #231: A Man Shall Always Follow Correct Mens Room Etiquette. Guys, We’ve got an unspoken code when it comes to public restrooms. While some of you may flail about in your own personal loo, when we get into a multi-man bathroom situation, things get serious. Sadly, over the years, correct mens room etiquette
Man Rule #1225: A Man must be able to hold their liquor, whatever their poison of choice may be, during Holiday Festivities. Gents, Its that time of year again, and of course there is a Man Rule for such an occasion. You see gentlemen, no one likes a Puking Santa. Whether at the office party
Man Rule #87: When a friends girlfriend questions you about his whereabouts or any other information that may incriminate him, play dumb. Alright Guys, This is a classic situation. John’s gone out with the mates and possibly told his lady that he’d be at the nursing home volunteering. After not coming home at around 1am,
Man Rule #354: Make up is not allowed. Ever. Camo face paint for hunting/etc is. Not the same thing. Gentlemen, This is a fundamental rule. Some would say “oh guys are hypocritical, they’ll wear face paint but not makeup, etc”. But honestly ladies, its not the same. When you are in a tree stand for
Man Rule #24: What is a Man without a grill? Nothing. Go get one. Guys, This is a fundamental rule. Honestly, if you don’t currently own a grill, I really don’t know how you gained access to this site. If you think back to your earliest history class, you learned that cave men discovered fire
Man Rule #963: When shopping, men should treat the experience more like a scavenger hunt and less like a walk in the park. Quicker is better. Gent’s its simple, Guys Don’t shop. Even when we’re in our sanctuary, the Hardware store, there is no “perusing”. There is a list, usually scrawled onto a piece of
Man Rule #709: There are pivotal movies in the world that Men must see The Godfather, Rocky, Scarface. If you haven’t, your man card is in jeopardy. While these may be pivotal man movies that a father should show his son, an older brother passes down to his younger brother, the list does not end
Man Rule #86: If caught reading assembly instructions, Deny Deny Deny! Guys, the truth is that we should never read the instructions. Whether its a particle board bookshelf or that brand new table saw, there is no reason for us to read how it is intended to be used from the factory. We’re men, and
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