Articles By: Tom

Imported from Detroit

For some of our international viewers, the title may not make much sense. “Isn’t detroit in the US? How can you import from there?”. If you find yourself asking these questions, you’ve obviously never been there. Detroit is like another country within the States. Riddled with hardened, Man Card carrying men who’ve worked for generations

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Your Man Card and Valentines Day

Ah Valentines Day – or as us guys call it, “Rush out and find some shit” day. Com’on guys, we all do it. Its the mad rush to whatever store is open on the way to work in order to find some card, teddy bear, or balloon that you think will get you laid tonight

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Sexy Lady: Michelle Trachtenberg

So guys, when I opened the latest issue of Maxim I saw the lovely Ms. Trachtenberg and thought “Wow, this girl is beautiful. However, she seems extremely familiar!”. When running Official Man Card, one meets many a sexy lady, so its hard to keep track of names and bra sizes. I did an IMDB search,

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New Old Spice Commercial: Sent Vacation

Gentlemen, We’re no strangers to the smooth tones and outrages antics of Isaiah Mustafa, AKA Old Spice man. With this latest installment, Old Spice: Sent Vacation, we’re left wondering where else can the Campaign go? What do you guys think? Is this dead horse taking another whipping or are you currently reading this from your

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Thursday’s Facebook Hangover Cure

Occasionally Official Man Card like’s to get all “Social Media” happy and ask the good folks who like our page on Facebook various questions about their lives. Thursday we asked you guys to give us the best hangover cure you know, and Jay Taters H. gave us one hell of a cure: After you kick

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Packages from Australia

Official Man Card HQ received a package from our token Australian crew member, Simon today. Bud made the obvious “He sent us his package” joke and we figured we would record the opening of Simon’s “Package” to share the experience with all of you – the Man Card Community! The scary part about all of

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Bringing 2010 To a Close

Gentlemen, As we bring 2010 to a close, I wanted to toast all of you. To each and every Man Card holder, all of you that are currently drinking up a storm across the world in celebration of surviving yet another year. To each member of our staff here at Official Man Card – who

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The Clay Pigeon Golf Shot

So I just woke up from an Eggnog induced coma due to the Christmas spirit. The crew is on a small hiatus, and so I wanted to entertain you guys with a little manly wager. Whether you feel golf is Manly or not, you cannot disagree that when a group of guys get together, we

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Man Rule #1225: A Man must be able to hold their liquor, whatever their poison of choice may be, during Holiday Festivities. Gents, Its that time of year again, and of course there is a Man Rule for such an occasion. You see gentlemen, no one likes a Puking Santa. Whether at the office party

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Axe Parody Commercial

So gentlemen, I’m sure you saw those Manly Axe ads running on TV, radio, and even here at OfficialManCard.com. They were all about manly rituals and their “Pit Pit Chest” mentality. We took one look at those ads and knew that we, Official Man Card, could do better. Much better. So we did. Here is

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