Articles By: Simon

Objects in Mirror are Losing

Now this is a mirror sticker with the Official Man Card Seal of Approval [Via

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Would You Get “MINI” Tattooed On Your Penis For A New Car?

Would You Get “MINI” Tattooed On Your Penis For A New Car? Andreas Muller did. Winning himself a $30,000 Mini copper for his effort when he heard a contest announced on a radio station that the craziest most idiotic stunt would win the car. “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then

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Florida College Basketball Nut Shot

During a game against Georgia, Florida Gators forward Chandler Parsons makes a three pointer only to get towel whipped in the balls care of teammate Vernon Macklin, who only gets one point for his shot. What do you guys think, should Macklin have his Man Card revoked for snapping the towel or should Parsons for

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Eighty-Eight Mph Peel Out

In the best Back To The Future like peel out I have ever seen you can only hope that if the Doc’s calculations are correct, when this baby hit eighty-eight miles per hour it got to see its self roll of the production line

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9 Ways Guys Pee

A funny little series of the many different ways guys pee to start your day. I for a fact know there are more than 9 as the author has left off the morning glory hand stand, the roof topper, the sprinkler, the pot plant, and the infamous all in one. Should you ever feel an

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Giant Toasted Ants for that Nutty Bacon Like Taste

Thought to be an aphrodisiac these giant leafcutter ants, toasted for your convenience have an apparently “nutty bacon like taste” and get this, are therefore quite a common wedding gift (it might even make getting married worth it?). Even though they are high in protein and low in saturated fat I’m not sure they will

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Soccer is a Girls Game

At the risk of revocation from our European readers, I have to admit I’m not a fan of Soccer, the only reason I’m familiar with ball sports at all is because in the 6th grade we were to poor to afford pockets in my shorts. Continuing to refine the recipe for the perfect sport this

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OMC Takes a Look at: Jessica Chobot

Jessica Chobot (born Jessica Lynn Horn) gained exposure when a tongue-in-cheek modeling photo of her licking the Sony PSP appeared online in 2005. The photo has been widely parodied since, even appearing on Sony-branded advertising. She has a love of video games and an obsession with Japanese culture, specifically anime and manga, making her the

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Broplait: Yogurt For Men

Tired of yogurt made for women? Then grab a can of Broplait, the new yogurt for men. [Via

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Erection Companies, Wait, What?

Erection Companies Wait, what? your use of the English language is a double entendre mine field for the rest of us. [Via

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