A funny little series of the many different ways guys pee to start your day. I for a fact know there are more than 9 as the author has left off the morning glory hand stand, the roof topper, the sprinkler, the pot plant, and the infamous all in one. Should you ever feel an all in one coming the best thing to do is strip off, get into the shower, close the curtain, turn on the water and pray. Not so much a way to pee but be warned, the all in one may include a waffle stomp.
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