Articles By: Simon

Killates, the Art of Relaxation & How to Kill People

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Butt-Tacular

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. -Germaine Greer

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When does Farting Become a “Wind” Crime?

When does Farting Become a Wind Crime? apparently when you’re in the African country of Malawi. The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’ The crime will be enforceable in a new ‘Local Court’ system which will also have powers to

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GONG HEY FATT CHOY!

A video touching on the style of the Godfather from Vimeo’s 39 Degrees North to ring in the Chinese New Year, BLAM! BLAM!, GONG HEY FATT CHOY! ya dirty Rat Rabbit… How the Rabbit earn’t his Man Card, Rabbit Card? [Via

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LEGO Goes Metal Viking & Gets Manned Up Ten Fold

LEGO has always been one of the coolest things ever invented and now with the help of stop motion animation, a kick ass metal score, LEGO Men with beards aka LEGO Vikings it just got the f*&k Manned up ten fold

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The Best Darn Super Bowl Commercial Ever

There have been plenty of cleavage filled, Monkey trunked and special effects packed commercials played during the Super Bowl over the years. But none of them have made me laugh and dare I say it, feel a little heart warmed quite like the Star Wars Volkswagen’s commercial. I think its the way this little Darth

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Nothing Like a Good Tractorpull…

There is nothing like a good tractorpull to test Man and Machine, and how well that man attached the engine to said machine

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The Filipino Condom Application Method

The sneaky yet hot way to put a condom on those naughty nay saying clients, as demonstrated by a not so hot Filipino health worker, you have to admit she has skills. The sneaky begins at

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The United States Of Beer

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Man, the Intrepid Fridge Forager

A very cool commercial about Mans quest to feed himself after a day at work. Part of an advertising campaign for Lurpak Butter, The Hungry One serves to assist you in making that tastier healthier meal time choice. The Hungry One. A force for good, saving you at your moment of dinner-in-a-box or crisp-sandwich weakness

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