Relivent: The Shaving Cycle by Loldwell

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So, who else goes through this? My battle is with the goatee.
Simon has informed us that Dingo’s like to attack facial hair so that’s why he stays clean shaven.
Personally? I battle with the epic Sullivan Stache’ every day.
I’m with you White Wolf … I have battled this scenario many times.
Currently I am perservering with the acceptance of my state of denial.