Book Review: Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino

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Immaculate Rejection (Devout Morman), Win-Nguyen (Vietnamese Americna, Afrodesiac (African-American), and the Boca Bitch (Boca Raton, FL) all may seem like slang names for the cast of an up coming reality TV show, but they’re actually classifications of “birds” of the United States. Birds, in this context, gentlemen, are women.

In Field Guide to Chicks of the United States, Bavino takes a birdwatching approach to the ladies we know and love of the USA. Want to know how to approach the hot Cuban-American thats been giving you the eye at the bar? What about sealing the deal with a rare southern belle? Bavino walks you through all 92 “species” of ladies from all across the country.

What is surprising about the book is the level of detail given. Each lovely lady is accompanied with a wonderfully detailed illustration usually set in their native environment along with a startling amount of information about them. Where do “Pitbulls” (Hardy, steel-town chicks) usually hang out? What is the normal behavior of the “Bumbshell” (Brazilian American)? What is the maintenance level on a “Pow Wow” (Native American)? All of that and more can be found in these glorious pages.

Joe Bavino is a writer, humorist, lawyer, and P90X pioneer. A former consultant to private tech companies, he now spends his time “chick” spotting and writing about his findings. We here at Official Man Card call him a pioneer in the chick spotting field. He has definitely earned his Man Card.

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Let us know what you think and what your most commonly sighted species is in the comments. 

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1 Comment

  1. Not an Asshole says:

    The greasy gross men that have wrote this book and article are unfortunately the most commonly sighted ‘species’ that I have seen.

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