You’re Doing it Wrong: The Shock Jock

It’s the wonder bra equivalent for men, sorry lad’s I’m out, done, finished, over it. If this is what the world has come to can some one please ask the driver to pull over, I’d like to get off.

“The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief. These revolutionary new skivvies feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape (available in black or white models!), that adds around 2 inches to guy’s frontal measurement. Guys want underwear that looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident,” -Andrew Christian, designer.

Because there is nothing more natural, confidence boosting, and that feels better than putting a fake cock down the front of me trousers (pants, undies, Y-Fronts, grundies, jocks). I can only imagine that this is some sort of revenge for a bad wonder bra experience. The one where you have spent all night putting the hard yard into talking to a lovely couple of “ladies” only to go home with them and while performing the one handed bra wonder removal, that made you famous in 3 country’s to be left with 2 socks full of sand or something you could play pool on.

One more thing, am I the only one creeped out by the term “soft hidden cup sculpted into a penis shape”. There is nothing hidden in my shorts other than me thank you very much, and the only thing penis shaped I’m putting into my draws is my package. Pictures below for the curious, no homo free pass on this one lads, unless you are a homo in which case, as you were.