It’s a simple question Readers, A or B? on your Toilet Paper Positioning habits when hanging a new roll. Personally I like to use the ear of a Panda to wipe my ass, because 1, have you ever seen shit on a Panda’s ear? no you haven’t and that shit repelling ability makes environmentally friendly as once the shit has slid off you can reuse it. 2, you need to treat your ass right as anyone who has experienced chaffing in that area or Taco Ass* can understand and there is nothing on this planet softer than a panda’s ear making it perfect for your rear.
Word of warning to anyone looking to try out a Panda’s ear, remove the “Panda” part of Panda’s ear before wiping commences unless you like extreme toilet sports with an enraged Panda who has shit sliding off of one ear.
* Taco Ass