A friend of a friend of a guy I once knew whose sister happens to be a receptionist at a company I may or may not have once walked into one time sent me the following video. I cannot stop watching it as this gentlemen is how you fail at an argument with your girlfriend.
The scene; outside a popular Perth (Western Australia) night spot that happens to be across the road from a strip club called The Voodoo Lounge (hello ladies) a clearly disgruntled girl (are we calling her that?) girlfriend takes her boyfriends (because he is clearly not a Man yet) testicles, wraps them in his man card and stomps all over them leaving nothing but testicle tar tar on the side walk when she is done.
Transcript for those as fascinated as I am.
Her: …… i’m fu#king wasted with every (C U Next Tuesday) cracking on to me, you’re not fu#king listening
Cam: oi film me do a flip man
Her: you’re not fu#king listening so I’ll scream at you as much as I fu#king well want, alright (I think its rhetorical) seriously because you’ve gone ruined it for me
Cam: Mommy and daddy are fighting again
Her: I don’t give a fu#k
Matthew: I’m scared daddy
Her: can’t swallow your fu#king brine
Cam: Swallow his cum
Her: no we could have walked to the next pub but no you wanted to walk down to triple x. so we walk back … NO YOU LISTEN TO MOI! …. you are not happy … followed you back here
Matthew: hell’s wraaaaath! (Pantera reference)
Her: and you chuck the shits with … so i had a bloody nuff of it … no one had as much to drink as you have, I’m ——ly than you are. Girls fu#king following you around.
Ah their fucking lying about that.
Yeah well you should have thought about that before you chucked the fucking shits in front of voodoo lounge and everybody that fucking recognised us’s at the front there alright (I don’t think this one is a question at all).
You should have listened to me in the first place, Sam!
I KNOW BEST AND YOU KNOW IT!