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How to Catch a Kangaroo

Kangaroos are one of the more deadly marsupials in the animal kingdom. Standing an average of 6ft in height, these large tailed bastards have the ability to kick your heart clean out of your chest. Thankfully this youtube video shows us how to capture and tame these wild beasts of the Great Down Unda’

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He is a Beliber.

Submitted By: Christian Revokee: Brandon Reason For Revocation: Not only, did he turn down a chance to go what we call “hardcore camping” in the woods, (Camping, in the woods at no campground and bringing no food or water, only hunting equipment and pans), He turned it down to go to the Justin Bieber live

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REVOKED! G/F KNOWS BEST & HE KNOWS IT, Alright?

A friend of a friend of a guy I once knew whose sister happens to be a receptionist at a company I may or may not have once walked into one time sent me the following video. I cannot stop watching it as this gentlemen is how you fail at an argument with your girlfriend

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Man Card Photo Shoot

Ladies and Gentlmen, We present to you a behind the scenes look at the Official Man Card Photo shoot for the launch of our new store! Thanks to our new spokesmodel, Wendy, and her colleagues Ryan and Ally. Unfortunately it seems Ryan’s Man Card has been revoked! At least it was revoked by two sexy

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Revoked Report 024

Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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Revoked Report 23

We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation

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TV Alert: Danger 5

Have you ever thought to yourself that there is not enough TV shows, if any with Dinosaurs, Nazis, Golden Guns, and a 1960’s era version of world war II? Well now there is with the Australian made Danger 5. Take The Thunderbirds, Star Trek, Adam West’s Batman, Power Rangers and James Bond, put them in

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Now this is how you A, make history interesting (and possibly cause an entire generation of kids to fail history classes all over the USA) B, make a god damn vampire movie!!! I’m looking at you Twilight!. IMDB: Abraham Lincoln, the 18th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the

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Give Her a Valentine’s Day Card with Her Oatmeal

The Oatmeal has come to every Valentine’s Day hating Man’s rescue and released a bunch of slightly wrong/terrible/horrible & Male friendly Valentine’s Day Cards. You can now safely give your loved one a Valentine’s Day card without the threat of revocation because you’re a sappy softy girly man, and instead get a laugh from your

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Be(ard) Afraid, Be(ard) Very Afraid

A beard is every Man’s right (and some women’s) and its hard to find something more manly than a beard. But thanks to this short film, “The Day I met Dave” beards are now a little scarier and a little haunting

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