Post Tagged with: "texas"

Fried Beer Is Born!

For years man has always enjoyed fried food and beer. They have been like long time best friends that just go out and tear up the town. But leave it to some crazy ass Texan to go and play God with the two genres. Inventor and resident redneck Iron Chef Mark Zable came up with

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The Revoked Report 015

Hue Jass Revokes “Swagger’s” Man Card for not playing a one on one game of basketball, with a Weenie! See more revocations and submit your own here, at OfficialManCard.com/Revoked!

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Penis on Fire

Wince at the title? So did I, especially when I heard about Stuart F’s little fling down on the Greek Isle of Crete, reported on Gadling.com. 20 year old Stewart was rather intoxicated, and was fancy of this 26 year old girl, so he began his advance. She politely declined. He dropped his pants, so

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Man Card TV Ads

Members, Stop fast forwarding through commercials! At least, only on the manly channels, because we’re advertising on TV! That’s right, Official Man Card has begun a campaign to all of the major tv stations that show the manliest content. From VS to Spike TV to DIY, and more! But we need to know if you

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Hippos are Assholes

There, I said it. They’ve got those tiny ears, and it doesn’t matter how “majestic” or “cool” they look out in the wild; poking their nostrils out of the water. I don’t care, they’re assholes. Apparently, they hate being interrupted while eating(and, really, who does?). A Gamekeeper in Uganda had to run for his life

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Billy Mays Pitches Mighty Reaper

Billy’s at it again! Even from the grave, the pitchman keeps on pitching! Production Notes: Bud didn’t shave for Lord knows how long in order to do this bit. You guys better appreciate it!

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Sexy Lady: Shantel VanSanten

Ah, Shantel. One of the stars of the new movie The Final Destination captured our hearts as she was plummeting into an evil, hell-born escalator in the Destination trailer. We know we know, stop talking, lets look at some pictures

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Wait, The Manlist City is Where?

Asylum has run an article that has us stunned here at the Man Card HQ today members. Apparetly Nashville is the most Macho City, According to a snack food. Yes, keep scratching your head. Not to say that Texas is not insanely Manly; last we counted we’ve got over 100+ Man Card holders in the

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Hunting from a Hot Tub

The Picture says it all. It also inspired our latest poll, check it out and let us know what you think

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