Submitted By: Big D Norris
Revokee: Larry Rybarczyk
Reason For Revocation:
Too numerous to list, but suffice to say Larry has sufficiently demonstrated he does not need a Man Card.
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Permanent Revocation
Submitted By: Al, Nick, Mel, Jeff, Rocky, Arthur, Bella.
Revokee: Rob Cofresi
Reason For Revocation:
Watches Teen Wolf, Girl Code, awkward and bad girls club.
Also, he likes it…
Matching
Submitted By: Nick
Revokee: Mike
Reason For Revocation:
My friend, in complete violation of the man code, decided it would be
“fun” to wear an outfit that matched his girl friend. Not his girlfriend, mind you. His friend. That happens to be a girl. This is cause enough for revocation.
Minivan ownership
Submitted By: Eric Meahan
Revokee: Ryan Dolan
Reason For Revocation:
For buying and openly owning a minivan!
Undie Run 2013 UC Davis
Submitted By: Daniel Copeland
Revokee: Robert M. Eshbaugh
Reason For Revocation:
Robert M. Eshbaugh elected to go to bed and “sleep a full 8 hours,” rather than walk 5 minutes to the UC Davis Undie Run 2013 location and view hundreds of hot young college girls running in their sexy underwear.
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