Latest Revoked Report

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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation

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George brought us this weeks revocation (and won a New World Wallet). He reported that Daniel has committed a serious crime against his Man Card: He has never seen Scarface! Hue gets a little wild in this weeks Revoked Report! See the revocation here: Never Seen Scarface What was the Man Card Communities reaction? Watch the

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Elizabeth reported that Tanner has several allegations against his man card, including being whipped among other terrible crimes against Manhood. Will he get his Man Card revoked? Tune in to the Revoked Report 021 to find out!


Latest Revocations

Man Card – DENIED!

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Larry Rybarczyk

Reason For Revocation:

Too numerous to list, but suffice to say Larry has sufficiently demonstrated he does not need a Man Card.

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Permanent Revocation

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Rob Cofresi

Reason For Revocation:

Watches Teen Wolf, Girl Code, awkward and bad girls club.

Also, he likes it…

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Matching

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Mike

Reason For Revocation:

My friend, in complete violation of the man code, decided it would be
“fun” to wear an outfit that matched his girl friend. Not his girlfriend, mind you. His friend. That happens to be a girl. This is cause enough for revocation.

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Minivan ownership

Revoke his Man Card?

6 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Ryan Dolan

Reason For Revocation:

For buying and openly owning a minivan!

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Undie Run 2013 UC Davis

Revoke his Man Card?

19 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Robert M. Eshbaugh

Reason For Revocation:

Robert M. Eshbaugh elected to go to bed and “sleep a full 8 hours,” rather than walk 5 minutes to the UC Davis Undie Run 2013 location and view hundreds of hot young college girls running in their sexy underwear.

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He is a Beliber.

Submitted By: Christian Revokee: Brandon Reason For Revocation: Not only, did he turn down a chance to go what we call “hardcore camping” in the woods, (Camping, in the woods at no campground and bringing no food or water, only hunting equipment and pans), He turned it down to go to the Justin Bieber live

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