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Revoked Report 025

Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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Revoked Report 23

We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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Getting nails painted

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Spencer curry

Reason For Revocation:

This man or should I say it has submissively sacrifice his hands to be painted by a woman.

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Ultimate Party Pooper

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Jake R.

Reason For Revocation:

Friday night at a college, I go out to an Ultimate game with my team and after we go party it up with our opponents (spirit of the game, ya know?). After we party with them we come back to campus to party with my room mate and friend but when I walk in my room, he’s fast asleep in bed not ready to party at all

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too sore

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Ben R.

Reason For Revocation:

My cousin has spent the last couple of hours complaining about how sore he is from playing Frisbee with his girlfriend yesterday. Man up dude!

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Ditched the Dudes

Revoke his Man Card?

10 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Alex

Reason For Revocation:

Instead of playing basketball with us, he just went over and stood over with his girlfriend and her friends

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He broke the code!

Revoke his Man Card?

10 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Erik Thaddeus Huxford

Reason For Revocation:

He took a picture of his soon(8/30/14)
To be father in law sleeping on the floor after arriving for the wedding. Then forwarding it to all the ladies while they were out shopping. Breaking the man code! Bad thing is I was just getting prepaired to give him his card before marrying my daughter. Oh well! Guess he has a long road to go down.

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Bad Musical Taste

Submitted By:Brian M. Revokee: Ryan N. ( 1 ) : Says Rap should not even be called a type of music.  (2) : Hates on Zelda all the time for no reason (3) Uses the same comeback for everything. Including: Prove it, So does your Mom, and SHUT UP!!!!! Please revoke this *man* of his mancard

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Whistling?

Submitted By: TomCat Revokee: Justin Brown Reason For Revocation: While at work was whistling Karma Chameleon… over and over

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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Book Review: Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino

Immaculate Rejection (Devout Morman), Win-Nguyen (Vietnamese Americna, Afrodesiac (African-American), and the Boca Bitch (Boca Raton, FL) all may seem like slang names for the cast of an up coming reality TV show, but they’re actually classifications of “birds” of the United States. Birds, in this context, gentlemen, are women. In Field Guide to Chicks of

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Nitro Boat Vs Whiney Girlfriend

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How To Kill a Mustache

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How to Grow a Manly Mo for Movember

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