Submitted By: Uncle
Revokee: Matt N.
Reason For Revocation:
Took 20 year old future nephew-in-law to Disney World. He purchased an autograph book and spent the day standing inline seeking Disney character autographs…
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It must be revoked
Submitted By: Colin Wong
Revokee: Scott Garcia
Reason For Revocation:
Twerked in class and uses a shakeweight at home.
Man card suspension
Submitted By: Jerome miller
Revokee: Daniel Hess
Reason For Revocation:
On the grounds of wanting a small dog and calling it cute
Too many missed chances
Submitted By: Darky
Revokee: Hallowmerc
Reason For Revocation:
this man has had chance after chance to hop into more than one hot ladies pants and has instead moped around when some other girl didn’t like him
Yoga Pants and Yoga
Submitted By: Bobby
Revokee: Jerry
Reason For Revocation:
He bought yoga pants and does yoga. Nuff said.
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