Latest Revoked Report

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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation

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George brought us this weeks revocation (and won a New World Wallet). He reported that Daniel has committed a serious crime against his Man Card: He has never seen Scarface! Hue gets a little wild in this weeks Revoked Report! See the revocation here: Never Seen Scarface What was the Man Card Communities reaction? Watch the

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Elizabeth reported that Tanner has several allegations against his man card, including being whipped among other terrible crimes against Manhood. Will he get his Man Card revoked? Tune in to the Revoked Report 021 to find out!


Latest Revocations

Disney Autograph Book

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Matt N.

Reason For Revocation:

Took 20 year old future nephew-in-law to Disney World. He purchased an autograph book and spent the day standing inline seeking Disney character autographs…

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It must be revoked

Revoke his Man Card?

16 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Scott Garcia

Reason For Revocation:

Twerked in class and uses a shakeweight at home.

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Man card suspension

Revoke his Man Card?

13 Yes
4 No

Revokee: Daniel Hess

Reason For Revocation:

On the grounds of wanting a small dog and calling it cute

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Too many missed chances

Revoke his Man Card?

15 Yes
6 No

Revokee: Hallowmerc

Reason For Revocation:

this man has had chance after chance to hop into more than one hot ladies pants and has instead moped around when some other girl didn’t like him

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Yoga Pants and Yoga

Revoke his Man Card?

28 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Jerry

Reason For Revocation:

He bought yoga pants and does yoga. Nuff said.

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Recent Articles

Not Knowing How Chicks Work

Submitted By: The HMFIC Revokee: Anonymous Poster Reason For Revocation: A random Dude posts a question on my site asking if a guy can get a girl pregnant without the big finish. Shouldn’t a Dude know how the hardwear works before he starts playing Big Boy games

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Revoked Report 025

Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Book Review: Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino

Immaculate Rejection (Devout Morman), Win-Nguyen (Vietnamese Americna, Afrodesiac (African-American), and the Boca Bitch (Boca Raton, FL) all may seem like slang names for the cast of an up coming reality TV show, but they’re actually classifications of “birds” of the United States. Birds, in this context, gentlemen, are women. In Field Guide to Chicks of

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Nitro Boat Vs Whiney Girlfriend

Now gentlemen, no one should have to put up with anyone being whiney. When anyone gets whiney here at the Official Man Card studios, we send John Russell over to smack them upside the head once or twice! With this nitro boat, however, John may be out of a job. Take a look at let

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How To Kill a Mustache

Last month we showed you how to grow a Manly Mo for Movember and now that it’s over it’s time, for some to kill that mouth brow. For those brave enough here’s how

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Official Man Card Holiday Special

Guys, We want to wish everyone Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and more! To show our appreciation to our users, we decided to put together this Christmas Special. Enjoy, and Stay Manly!

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How to Grow a Manly Mo for Movember

In honor of Movember, actor and renowned moustache grower Nick Offerman gives you, the everyday man, advice on how to grow a proper soup-strainer. Take notes gentlemen, he’s a professional

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Woman Revokes Man Card

Normally we have great concern when giving a lady the power to revoke a man card. So much so we have a vetting process in order to make sure that only those ladies who hold an Authorization to Revoke a Man Card can wield the power. Yet, when Kim emailed us, we had to take action

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How to Catch a Kangaroo

Kangaroos are one of the more deadly marsupials in the animal kingdom. Standing an average of 6ft in height, these large tailed bastards have the ability to kick your heart clean out of your chest. Thankfully this youtube video shows us how to capture and tame these wild beasts of the Great Down Unda’

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He is a Beliber.

Submitted By: Christian Revokee: Brandon Reason For Revocation: Not only, did he turn down a chance to go what we call “hardcore camping” in the woods, (Camping, in the woods at no campground and bringing no food or water, only hunting equipment and pans), He turned it down to go to the Justin Bieber live

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