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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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He abandoned us for salad

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Revokee: James

Reason For Revocation:

This poor excuse of a man chose to be pussy-whipped and goes out with his girlfriend and her female friends for a night of “salad tasting”. There was no alcohol involved, he did not get laid and brought leftover salad as lunch. He has CLEAR COAT on his fingers. The fucker got a manicure with the ladies. His man card has not only been revoked, but shredded, the shreds burned and scattered in to the wind.

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Nat enkel door de regen.

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Revokee: Lasse

Reason For Revocation:

I rest my case.

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Lost

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Revokee: Lka

Reason For Revocation:

Cell

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Tehnical skilz

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Revokee: Miha Plevnik

Reason For Revocation:

U made a bo bo

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Mini Cooper

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Revokee: Matthew Lepito

Reason For Revocation:

The un-manly act of purchasing a mini cooper… sure they may be fun to drive… until your friends see…

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