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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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Man Card Revoked

Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Mitchell Fung #PandaSmash

Reason For Revocation:

Going Bra Shopping with A female friend aka “Sis”. #broZoned #DontBeABitch

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Whipped by Music

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4 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Mike Huggard

Reason For Revocation:

Saying he “wanted” to go see Sarah McLachlan and Ed Sheraton in concert.

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Man Card Revocation Notice

Revoke his Man Card?

4 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Matthew Slone

Reason For Revocation:

Man Card is revoked effective immediately due to heavy involvement in wedding planning. Planning a wedding is the responsibility of the bride. As a man, your responsibility is to drink beer, fish and watch baseball.

Please see attached form for instructions for consideration of reinstatement of man card.

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Your man card is suspended

Revoke his Man Card?

19 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Chad Martin

Reason For Revocation:

Failure to know where his spare tire is.

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Lacking Key GoT Reference Knowledge

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5 Yes
14 No

Revokee: Kevin Schatz

Reason For Revocation:

This revocation is in response to your inexcusable lack of GoT knowledge. You can apply to have your man card re-issued once you have brought yourself up to date on this matter.

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