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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


Latest Revocations

ur a pussy

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
12 No

Revokee: Nathan

Reason For Revocation:

your man card has been revoked because you are a pussy

have a good day

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pedi

Revoke his Man Card?

28 Yes
1 No

Revokee: john

Reason For Revocation:

john said at a bar “hey man i’m going to get a pedi with my girlfriend

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lack of bromancing

Revoke his Man Card?

25 Yes
3 No

Revokee: joey bear

Reason For Revocation:

Not going to the woods in camo. Not shooting guns,farting laughing. Not participating in the consumption of beer and greasy food and over all manly reindeer games

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lack of bromancing

Revoke his Man Card?

12 Yes
1 No

Revokee: joey bear

Reason For Revocation:

Not going to the woods in camo. Not shooting guns,farting laughing. Not participating in the consumption of beer and greasy food and over all manly reindeer games

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Enjoy your new vagina…

Revoke his Man Card?

7 Yes
14 No

Revokee: Tom Rosen

Reason For Revocation:

Has a space heater under his home office desk…

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