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Hue Jass is back with another revocation of someones Man Card! This week Hue judges Jordan’s Man Card based on James revocation, stating that he “Goes to Hooters for the Food!” This gets Hue mad, and the community as well! See what Jordan will have to do to regain his Man Card. This weeks episode

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Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked

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We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation


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Loaned her money

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3 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Chris

Reason For Revocation:

His female big titty friend lied and told him her car was in the shop, but it was repo’d. He let her drive his Mercedes and she wrecked it. TWICE! He bailed her car out and let her have $315.75. She did not provide favors of appreciation for his actions.
He went on a trip to Miami with a MALE friend….missed his flight waiting for his MALE friend to show up. There for a boat show..scantily clad babes everywhere….he left the show with his MALE friend to ride along in search of a “Pandora store with the guy. All the technology we have and they did not even check the store hours prior to the trip. STORE CLOSED! Pandora at home…but had to hit this one…WTF?!? No beads…no babes…

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Being a scared of a little Snake

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6 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Walter Teo

Reason For Revocation:

For not manning up when seeing a snake,and publicly admitting on Facebook that you screamed like a little girl

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[email protected]

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3 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dawson Webb

Reason For Revocation:

Has not been a man and is going to get a pedicure and brushed a girl’s hair

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Bitch!

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3 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Carlos Jimenez

Reason For Revocation:

Constant abuse by blondie

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Running around

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7 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Cpl L. Burnam

Reason For Revocation:

Running around in rainbow foxy boots with tiny bells

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