Submitted By: Shawn
Revokee: Derek MOFO Dent
Reason For Revocation:
Too whipped to man up and show his woman who’s BOSS
Latest Revocations
Bros before hoes + more
Submitted By: His Friends
Revokee: JMS
Reason For Revocation:
1- Puts his GF of three weeks over his Friends of 3 years
2- the girl he is dating the ex of his buddy
Deuche
Submitted By: Clay McMurray
Revokee: cory kinchen
Reason For Revocation:
Being an inconsiderate deuche towards women
Man card gone
Submitted By: Shane greff
Revokee: Dave Huss
Reason For Revocation:
Reading candle books in bathroom, putting beans and turkey in chili. The list goes on and on!!!
Just Wow
Submitted By: Lew Cox
Revokee: Leevante Haywood
Reason For Revocation:
Whilst in a discussion about the Lakers vs OKC,
He was quoted saying “Meta World Peace is being compared to Ron Artest”
This is obviously an unforgivable remark. Seeing as They are the same person, and he attempted to blend into the conversation by lying.
He also believes he is in the Navy. Which he is not.
Recent Articles
REVOKED! G/F KNOWS BEST & HE KNOWS IT, Alright?
A friend of a friend of a guy I once knew whose sister happens to be a receptionist at a company I may or may not have once walked into one time sent me the following video. I cannot stop watching it as this gentlemen is how you fail at an argument with your girlfriend
Man Card Photo Shoot
Ladies and Gentlmen, We present to you a behind the scenes look at the Official Man Card Photo shoot for the launch of our new store! Thanks to our new spokesmodel, Wendy, and her colleagues Ryan and Ally. Unfortunately it seems Ryan’s Man Card has been revoked! At least it was revoked by two sexy
Revoked Report 024
Hue Jass is back with another rousing revocation of someones Man Card! This week Stanley submitted Matt for Man Card revocation due to his “Poor Television Choices”. Matt seems to have a bad habit of not only watching the Bachelor but posting about it on Facebook! What will the community decide? Watch this weeks Revoked
Revoked Report 23
We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation
TV Alert: Danger 5
Have you ever thought to yourself that there is not enough TV shows, if any with Dinosaurs, Nazis, Golden Guns, and a 1960′s era version of world war II? Well now there is with the Australian made Danger 5. Take The Thunderbirds, Star Trek, Adam West’s Batman, Power Rangers and James Bond, put them in
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Now this is how you A, make history interesting (and possibly cause an entire generation of kids to fail history classes all over the USA) B, make a god damn vampire movie!!! I’m looking at you Twilight!. IMDB: Abraham Lincoln, the 18th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the
Give Her a Valentine’s Day Card with Her Oatmeal
The Oatmeal has come to every Valentine’s Day hating Man’s rescue and released a bunch of slightly wrong/terrible/horrible & Male friendly Valentine’s Day Cards. You can now safely give your loved one a Valentine’s Day card without the threat of revocation because you’re a sappy softy girly man, and instead get a laugh from your
Be(ard) Afraid, Be(ard) Very Afraid
A beard is every Man’s right (and some women’s) and its hard to find something more manly than a beard. But thanks to this short film, “The Day I met Dave” beards are now a little scarier and a little haunting
Poop Shoot(er)
North Carolina police believe that a man they arrested and booked into the county jail earlier this week managed to smuggle an unloaded 10-inch firearm into the cell with him. According to police, the man “may have” stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum. Keep in mind that this is after a strip search
3 Beers, No Hands, 37 Seconds
Chris Schewe, AKA YouTube’s shoenice22 sat down with 3 poms (English people) and proved he’s more man than they could ever hope to be, even if they combined thier powers captain planet style. Chris manages to not only drink a bottle of beer without using his hands but open it as well, 3 times. Ahem,
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