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Give Her a Valentine’s Day Card with Her Oatmeal

The Oatmeal has come to every Valentine’s Day hating Man’s rescue and released a bunch of slightly wrong/terrible/horrible & Male friendly Valentine’s Day Cards. You can now safely give your loved one a Valentine’s Day card without the threat of revocation because you’re a sappy softy girly man, and instead get a laugh from your

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Be(ard) Afraid, Be(ard) Very Afraid

A beard is every Man’s right (and some women’s) and its hard to find something more manly than a beard. But thanks to this short film, “The Day I met Dave” beards are now a little scarier and a little haunting

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Poop Shoot(er)

North Carolina police believe that a man they arrested and booked into the county jail earlier this week managed to smuggle an unloaded 10-inch firearm into the cell with him. According to police, the man “may have” stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum. Keep in mind that this is after a strip search

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3 Beers, No Hands, 37 Seconds

Chris Schewe, AKA YouTube’s shoenice22 sat down with 3 poms (English people) and proved he’s more man than they could ever hope to be, even if they combined thier powers captain planet style. Chris manages to not only drink a bottle of beer without using his hands but open it as well, 3 times. Ahem,

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The Miller Lite Drunk Cat

Bud have had there slew of animal mascots for their beer and now Miller Lite have the Miller Lite Drunk Cat. Just don’t try and take his beer away from him

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In Russia Shovel Shave You! Wait, What?

Nizhny Novgorod is a city about 150 miles east of Moscow, Russia and home to a Man so Manly razor blades and electric shavers fear him. So he shaves with a shovel, a hatchet, and pair of scissors, HA! take that Gillette. Alexander Karpenko, a 35-year-old English teacher first picked up a pair of scissors

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IKEA’s ManLand for the Big Boys Nursery

An Ikea store in Sydney, Australia couldn’t be further away from IKEA’s home land of Sweden and yet they have just taken it up a notch by introducing “ManLand”. A day care for that little kid inside the big kid that is Man. Now how about slipping in a bar and some stripper poles female

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Revoked Report 22

George brought us this weeks revocation (and won a New World Wallet). He reported that Daniel has committed a serious crime against his Man Card: He has never seen Scarface! Hue gets a little wild in this weeks Revoked Report! See the revocation here: Never Seen Scarface What was the Man Card Communities reaction? Watch the

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#ManCardRevoked Trending on Twitter

While I don’t understand this new fangled twitter stuff, apparently #ManCardRevoked was trending on twitter today! These young bastards with their smart phones and high speed internet connections sure can type fast! Here are some of the highlights of #ManCardRevoked

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Revoked Report 021

Elizabeth reported that Tanner has several allegations against his man card, including being whipped among other terrible crimes against Manhood. Will he get his Man Card revoked? Tune in to the Revoked Report 021 to find out!

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