Give Her a Valentine’s Day Card with Her Oatmeal

The Oatmeal has come to every Valentine’s Day hating Man's rescue and released a bunch of slightly wrong/terrible/horrible & Male friendly Valentine’s Day Cards. You can now safely give your loved one a Valentine’s Day card without the threat of revocation because you're a sappy softy, and instead get a laugh from your mates and an awkward thank you form you other half.

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