Voluntarily renouncing his own man card.

Revoke his Man Card?

28 Yes
4 No

Revokee: Johan

Reason For Revocation:

I will enjoy whatever the hell I want. I would really like to know how letting what other people think decide what I can and cannot enjoy is manly in the slightest.

tonight I am going to walk up to the bar, order the frilliest cosmopolitan, hit on some guys (oh by the way, I swing that way.), do whatever the hell I feel like doing, then go home and go to bed and feel secure in knowing that if I’m not manly, I sure as hell am more secure in who I am than anyone carrying a man card.

7 Comments

  1. In my day, if someone ask if you were a pitcher or a catcher they were talking baseball.
    John Russell, we’re done here!

  2. Profile photo of Bud Bud says:

    As far as I know, the only prerequisite to getting an Authentic Man Card is you must have been born with a penis, it can not be sewn on later. Example: Chas Bono NO MAN CARD FOR YOU!

    • Cody says:

      Let me just tell you, Transgender men go through so much crap, they are probably twice the man than a man who was born with a penis, even if they have a vagina.

      Their very existence is treated like a plague to them, friends are hard to come by, lovers even harder, and they spend most of their life knowing few who understand them.

      You aren’t man enough for a life like that.

  3. Tom says:

    Most manly thing here.

    Zero fucks given.

  4. Paul says:

    You fail, faggots don’t get mancards! And with a name like Johan, you were born to eat dick

  5. Tom says:

    Part of being a man is not giving a fuck what idiots think about you.

    Manly. As. Fuck.

  6. Bob says:

    Dude. Don’t worry. If you’re gay, you don’t have to follow the bro code.

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