Submitted By: Johan
Revokee: Johan
Reason For Revocation:
I will enjoy whatever the hell I want. I would really like to know how letting what other people think decide what I can and cannot enjoy is manly in the slightest.
tonight I am going to walk up to the bar, order the frilliest cosmopolitan, hit on some guys (oh by the way, I swing that way.), do whatever the hell I feel like doing, then go home and go to bed and feel secure in knowing that if I’m not manly, I sure as hell am more secure in who I am than anyone carrying a man card.
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In my day, if someone ask if you were a pitcher or a catcher they were talking baseball.
John Russell, we’re done here!
As far as I know, the only prerequisite to getting an Authentic Man Card is you must have been born with a penis, it can not be sewn on later. Example: Chas Bono NO MAN CARD FOR YOU!
Let me just tell you, Transgender men go through so much crap, they are probably twice the man than a man who was born with a penis, even if they have a vagina.
Their very existence is treated like a plague to them, friends are hard to come by, lovers even harder, and they spend most of their life knowing few who understand them.
You aren’t man enough for a life like that.
Most manly thing here.
Zero fucks given.
You fail, faggots don’t get mancards! And with a name like Johan, you were born to eat dick
Part of being a man is not giving a fuck what idiots think about you.
Manly. As. Fuck.
Dude. Don’t worry. If you’re gay, you don’t have to follow the bro code.