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A drunk male driver manages to hit a parked car, I make a point of saying male here because it was originally reported to be a woman behind the wheel, and then while trying to flee the scene gets a little visit from karma or would it be car-ma in this case? Bad puns aside this is worth 76 seconds of your time and a revocation of his Man Card for crimes against Mankind. The first driving while drunk and the second not being Man enough to fess up to his fender bender.

Thanks to those lovely people over at boingboing for bring the Benny Hillifier website to my attention where you can see the above video or any video you like with the Benny Hill theme dubbed over the top. Simplistic Shits n Giggles.

When we love something here at Official Man Card.com we love it till it can’t walk, and we love Fu*k You. Cee Lo Green has released the “Official” Music Video for his hit single Fu*k You, the previous video is posted here if you care to compare. It now raises the questions, which one is better? is best? more better? do you prefer? and does this new clip change your perception of the songs message? Either way I’m once again going to be singing this song all day.

Our “Caption This” post returns again this month and offers up a free T-Shirt for the best caption to the picture below. Post your entries in the comments section below or for our facebook users you can comment on our page at www.facebook.com/officialmancard. Be sure to become a fan of the page while your there if your not already. We will be drawing the winner on Monday the 20th of September and look forward to seeing what you can come up with this time.

Barry Wonders If life’s pretty straight without Twisties, does eating Twisties make you gay?

Ramsey and Sergio are back, talking college football and their picks now that Pre-season Football has come to a close. Ramsey also does a field report 3 rows from the action at the Miami Hurricanes first game of the season.

I just watched The Expendables and must say, I liked it a lot. Sure the plot was predictable, the dialogue was corny and there was a lot of pandering to the fans but it was a fun, old school, little to no CGI action flick that was good because it was predictable, the dialogue was corny and there was a lot of pandering to the fans.

YouTube fitness guru Zuzana Light was a former soft porn actress and model (“Susana Spears”) before she made the transition to fitness expert (although not officially qualified), now if that doesn’t grab your attention it certainly wont take you long to work out why she’s the most watched woman on YouTube after checking out the video below.

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This is inherent and absolute proof to all you conspiracy theorists of how man ultimately made it to the moon. This simple technological advance has been in military use since the early 50′s and here at OMC HQ we cant wait to get our hands on one of these puppies for our own amusement. maybe we can send one to Simon in the land down-under so he can travel faster back and forth or slipping one of these under Hue Jass’s chair to go off during a Revocation.