Submitted By: His Best Friend
Revokee: James
Reason For Revocation:
James shut the door on his best friends literally, cause his girlfriend told him that he had to “massage her feet” and could not “drink poison in bottles (Mountain Dew) and rot our brains (CoD)”
3 Comments
In my day the women did the all the rubbing including feet. Sounds like James needs to make sure his skirt doesn’t blow up on windy days.
John Russell, I’m done here!
To be fair, “Call of Duty” is awful, but the rest is legitimate.
I think that was in Genesis 1:45? “And [You] said all Call of Duty Games shall be awful”.