Multiple Violations of Manliness

Revoke his Man Card?

61 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Andrew

Reason For Revocation:

INSTANCES WHERE MANHOOD REMAINS IN QUESTION:
-Use of 15+ “<3", "<33", "<3 infinite" upon last count of Complaint-Filer (Mr. Jimmy Mann, Official Man since birth by Virtue of Last Name)
-Posted a picture to Social Networking site with his new Girlfriend kissing, violating basic rules of classiness.
-Was referred and answered to “bugaboo” by previously-mentioned, new Girlfriend.
-Referred to said-new Girlfriend as “Abbypoo”, resorting to unflattering pet names, calling manhood into question.
-Has ended most, if not all, comments about new Girlfriend with a “<3"
-Allowed said-new Girlfriend to access his account, disrupting his privacy as a Man and post a “cute” status on his wall. It read, “Hi your really cute & im glad i get to spend new years with you♥-abigail!”
-Called “Doggie buscit” and told to go and “fetch” recently.

NOTICE: All possible violations pertaining to Andrew’s manhood were committed in a 24-hour time period. His relationship with his new girlfriend has been official for just a 24-hour time period.

Thank you for your consideration Council of Men and The Accused,
Jimmy Mann
Man since Birth by Virtue of Legit Last Name

1 Comment

  1. Scott Callender says:

    Staying soppy to a Girlfriend or Wife is not a reason to revoke a man card, it takes a real man to keep a woman happy, as long as you dont do the girly testosterone lowering tasks.
    Lets be honest, how many of us have given in to get to the glorious booty.

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