Failure to achieve coitus

Revoke his Man Card?

18 Yes
2 No

Revokee: nicholas quatraro

Reason For Revocation:

On the evening of 6/22-6/23 after excessive coercement to initiate the task itself you continued to utterly fail at sealing the deal when it could not have been more perfectly laid out for you. As a result, per the judgemend of one Samuel Pennington (complaintant and bro), your man card is here by revoked for a period of no longer than six months. You may appeal this revocation in three days time with photographic evidence of achieving afore mentioned ‘deal’. This revocation is at this time not up to discussion and effective immediately.

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