Submitted By: His Immediate Supervisor

Revokee: “Stoli”

Reason For Revocation:

Spent the day texting his girlfriend the following:

1) “Did you know that Deborah Lippman is a famous nail polisher designer? You jelly?”

2) “Dr. Oz says you should shave your upper lip and thread your chin.”

3) “Pluck nipple hair after a hot shower. 30% of women have nipple hair.”

The above-mentioned comments are clearly unbecoming of a man for the following reasons:
– Useless and disturbing knowledge of female cosmetics
– Admitted Watching of Dr. Oz Show
– Quoting Said Dr. Oz Show
– Enjoyment of Said Dr. Oz Show
– Unsolicited and Offensive Beauty Advice

Immediate Revocation is warranted!