Submitted By: Ed Mason
Revokee: Ed Weyrens
Reason For Revocation:
Wanting to do a Tinkerbell tattoo sleeve
Man Card Revocations:
Sometimes guys can get out of hand. When they step over the unmanly line, it is our duty to report them and submit them for Man Card Revocation. Then, the community can vote on whether or not the revocation is deserved. Submit a Revocation and let the community decide.
Spare Ribs
Submitted By: Himself
Revokee: Malv
Reason For Revocation:
Could not figure out how to properly remove skin from spare ribs. Disappointing.
riding a moped
Submitted By: Shannon
Revokee: Mike
Reason For Revocation:
Mike rides a moped to work and daily. Even the two females in his office ride bigger bikes then him.
MAN CARD REVOKED
Submitted By: M.Colergo
Revokee: Adrian Bonilla
Reason For Revocation:
Dear Mr. Bonilla. (or should we start calling you Miss Bonilla from now on) It has come to our attention that your manly ways have given way to your feminine side. You have exchanged your beers and tequila shots for coconut milk spritzers and skinny no foam vegan lattes. your masculine ways have taken a back seat to your new feminine ways. let’s face it if a women wanted someone feminine she would be a lesbian. Women want men not whiny sissies. therefore your man card is revoked indefinitely.
revocation of man card
Submitted By: Jason Smith
Revokee: Landan P Milner
Reason For Revocation:
Dear Mr.Patrick. It has come to our conclusion that you are no longer able to access your man card at this time. We have noticed your lack of interest in hanging out with “the boys” and cracking cold ones. We have also noticed a spike in your interest in duck lip selfies, and that is not acceptable to continue being a member of the committee. We are very concerned for your mental health at this moment. So please as soon as this letter has been read, turn over the keys to your duramax, we will be issuing you a brand new baby blue prius. Please allow atleast 14 days for your significant other to process this message in regards to giving your balls back. Thank you Mr.Patrick
Official notice of Man card violation
Submitted By: Shamed friend
Revokee: Scott Smith
Reason For Revocation:
Mr Smith, it has come to our attention that you watch Pride and Prejudice with your wife. Under Article 3 Section 2. Forbidden movies. Our witness, Daniel Smith, noticed you watching the said movie with your wife. Itself is a minor violation. But you were asking questions about the movie. “Is she going to marry that guy” and “I think she likes him” This has been noted as a major violation. Adding to the list, you didnt even make popcorn or provide snacks. Which is a critical offense.
You man card has hereby be revoked for 30 days. No appeal is allowed for these offenses.
If no other major or critical offenses are found. You man card will be reinstated on August 15th at 12:01am
Man Card Society of Texas
Balls Removed by Wife
Submitted By: David Green
Revokee: Kenneth Anthony
Reason For Revocation:
Spent Two-Weeks in Florida with Wife and Father In-Law Carl
Man Card Revocation (Cam “ Danger” Kelly)
Submitted By: Troy Bonewell
Revokee: Cam “Danger” Kelly
Reason For Revocation:
Calf high white socks, crocks in 4-wheel Drive (when not necessary), Fanny Pack & likes them biscuits
Man Card Revocation
Submitted By: Troy Bonewell
Revokee: Cam Kelly
Reason For Revocation:
Calf high white socks, crocks in 4-wheel Drive (when not necessary), Fanny Pack & likes them biscuits
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