The Google Toilet

Google reads your email, looks at your documents, spreadsheets, voicemail, hell almost everything. Whats missing from the "almost everything" category: Your shit. Until now, Google couldn't data mine your feces and display targeted ads based on the composition of your crap. With the introduction of the Google Toilet, you'll know exactly where to buy your next meal, what kind of toilet paper would've been the most useful for the current situation, or where to get those hemorrhoids removed!

We here at the Official Man Card HQ love Google, so much in fact we've gotten a Beta account and installed G-Toilets in all of our bathrooms! We'll be streaming the results live, so keep those feeds warmed up to see what we've been eating!