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Members,

The email you guys send us is priceless sometimes. Aside from drunken ramblings (and Phone calls, see Member Voicemail here) and the occasional nude picture, we sometimes get some witty comedy gold. Matt T. sent us this email which we thought you’d find funny:

Hello, I recently placed and received order #[edit]. Everything looks great, except for one minor detail. The name on the mail said “Nicholas C”, but it didn’t match the envelope inside. That has “Will M”.

As I stated, everything looked great except that my name is neither Nicholas C nor Will M. Although they both appear to be very manly good sounding names (except for perhaps Nicholas, that’s a little fruity. In fact if my parents named me Nicholas I’d go by Nick as it’s far more manly, or perhaps even Frank. I’ve always thought that was a pretty good name, I mean look at Frank Shamrock, Frank Sinatra or even the great Frank Stallone!)

Anyway, if you could be so kind as to send me out a replacement with my proper name Matt T. I say proper name because my legal name is Sue…I still hate that name.

Thank you kindly
Matt T

Upon receiving this inquiry, we flew into action, firing our entire shipping department. Thanks Matt!

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