Submitted By: His Immediate Supervisor
Revokee: “Stoli”
Reason For Revocation:
Spent the day texting his girlfriend the following:
1) “Did you know that Deborah Lippman is a famous nail polisher designer? You jelly?”
2) “Dr. Oz says you should shave your upper lip and thread your chin.”
3) “Pluck nipple hair after a hot shower. 30% of women have nipple hair.”
The above-mentioned comments are clearly unbecoming of a man for the following reasons:
– Useless and disturbing knowledge of female cosmetics
– Admitted Watching of Dr. Oz Show
– Quoting Said Dr. Oz Show
– Enjoyment of Said Dr. Oz Show
– Unsolicited and Offensive Beauty Advice
Immediate Revocation is warranted!
1 Comment
Utterly revolting behavior! Revoke!