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Ramsey and Sergio are back! In this weeks foam finger we discuss the slow Football Pre-season, Tiger woods, and a little bit of everything. Stay tuned!

Just because those pesky Rebels are getting you down, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun – My first attempt at using Flash.

Hue Jass is back with another Revoked Report! This time, Peter has been revoked by our very own Simon, who claims that Pete didn’t find the Sexy Latina shaking her ass on youtube sexy. What did the community decide? Find out on this weeks Revoked Report!

What possesses a man to go see a movie about ballerinas? The answer is simple my friends: nothing. There is no reason on earth that excuses a man for watching a movie about Swan Lake. Not even Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman having hot, aggressive, passionate, lust driven on screen sex…

Wait… I’m sorry, what?

Ill take two.

The two aforementioned beauties (pictured above) both star in Black Swan, A psychological thriller that screened opening day at the Venice 2010 International Film Festival.
The story follows Natalie Portman’s character Nina, an aspiring ballerina in a New York City Ballet company. The story gets complicated when a new ballerina, Lily (Kunis) appears on the scene and the two begin a twisted friendship & rivalry. The film is directed by Darren Aronofsky, the same guy who directed The Wrestler (2008), The Fountain (2006) and Requiem for a Dream (2000), so I’d expect this film to get pretty strange in parts.

But hey, that’s not why you’re here, the reason you clicked on this post was for what happens at about a minute and twenty seconds into the trailer, available here but you can save yourself the bother from the screen shot below.

You've got my attention...

The boys are back talking more basketball this week with our resident basketball expert Gabby. More Brett Favre talk, who cares about Shaq and more, all in this weeks Foam Finger.

The Foam Finger is back! and in this weeks episode Ramsey and Sergio discuss taxation of the fans for stadiums, Tim Tebow’s new haircut, and more! As always, your comments are appreciated in the comment section below so take a look, let us know what you think and stay manly!

Six weeks back I was required to report to Official Man Card HQ in person for our first Official Man Card Dot Com annual meeting. This is our excuse to hang out for a few weeks, discuss new ideas, have a boys trip somewhere (Vegas) and do all the boring stuff like update all necessary forms and paperwork and have our required annual medical. While there will be many stories, videos and I’m sure revocations from this trip to follow, this is by far the post I have been looking forward to sharing with you all the most.

After our first of many drinking sessions meetings, which was held over dinner at OMC HQ and with a selection of mixed beverages (somebody brought wine, there is no accounting for taste) and where all previous meetings have been held via video conference, this one we made the mistake of all being in the same room for and it soon deteriorated into Shits n Giggles. The Mexican Ramsey got drunk, Jorge passed out on the couch (little prick took his shoes off first*), Bud laughed at everything, Tom took his shirt off and I found a paintball marker.

This video documents the shenanigans following my discovery of said paintball marker and after the drunk Ramsey, with camera in hand listening to Tom & I debate over the power of his Marker, a Tippman Custom 98 vs the power of my own, an Invert Mini, gave us just enough coaxing for the two sober people in the room to shoot each other.

* House rules state that should a Card Carrying Member of OfficialManCard.com fall asleep at an event with two or more fellow Card Carrying Members present and leave his shoes on, he is declared fare game as he has passed out in play. HOWEVER, should the Member remove his shoes, he has then made a conscious decision to go to sleep and has removed himself from play and is OFF LIMITS to all subsequent Tomfoolery.

Ladies and gentlemen strap yourselves in, its the first ever Official Man Card Foam Finger, our new weekly Sports show with Ramsey and Sergio. In this weeks episode, Ramsey & Surge talk pre-season teams, what to expect, and “Discuss” where the Dolphins/Raiders will find themselves this season.

This is our brand new show here at OfficialManCard.com, so take a look and let us know what you think as we’re pretty excited about it and would love some feed back.

The OMC Stand-Up Spotlight is back once again with Gilson Lubin. Born on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia, Lubin and his family emigrated to Canada when he was 10 years old. While studying Architecture Design at Humber College, he overheard a couple of students talking about stand-up comedy and was quickly drawn to the famous Yuk Yuk’s comedy club. “I went down to the club and I haven’t stopped since,” he said. Gilson Lubin is one of the funniest comics I have seen in years. He is proof that something good does come from Canada…even if it came from the Caribbean first.

Breaking News. Simon, the Australian Correspondent to OfficialManCard.com, has breached all military blockade and is barreling down upon Official Man Card HQ. Hue Jass and Ramsey are meeting, trying to come to a conclusion to this perilous journey.