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You are no longer a dude!

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Revokee: Ken Schafer
Submitted By: Tammy Schultz
Ken Schafer refused to kill an ick for me. ‘Nuff said.

Questionable, Expendable Man Card

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Revokee Name: Ricky C

Submitted By: Simon

Reason for Revocation:
Ricky tweeted the following “I’m going to see The Expendables tonight. Any ideas on how to stave off the depression when I realise its not Scott Pilgrim?”

Do I really need to continue? Scott Pilgrim was a cool flick, but Ricky is whining about seeing a movie that pretty much gives you a third testicle its so manly. Would you like some cheese with that wine Ricky?

I say Ricky needs to take a teaspoon of cement to help him “Harden the F*ck up!”.

Josh Andersons KFA Man Card Revoke

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Revokee: Josh Anderson
Submitted By: KFA
Numerous man offenses include:
1. Not showing up for events-showing up then leave
2. Canceling KFA VIP
3. Putting Hos before Bros
4. Being a general whinny PUSS

Scared of bugs

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Revokee Name: BanjoDan

Submitted By: NCASAUmp

Reason for Revocation:
Crying like a little girl online when a big bug was flying around the kitchen.

Man up, son.

REVOKED…YO!

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Revokee Name: Fernando Blanco
Submitted By: Candace Carlisle
Not knowing what a man card is…

Inexplicable lack of players

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Revokee Name: Gosnells 8-ball team deserters and fill-ins

Submitted By: CGheradi

Reason for Revocation:
I play for a pool team on a Wednesday night.

Tonight we are due to play at the Doll House, and I’m unable to find enough players to fill the team.

Doesn’t seem all that unmanly, until you realise that the Doll House is a gentleman’s club.

I submit that the a revocation is needed for all players not turning up tonight, and the fill-ins that have now also canceled 2 hours before we are due to start.

Tom+Paintball=unmanly reaction

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Revokee Name: Tom Morton

Submitted By: The Entire OMC Staff

Reason for Revocation:
So during our Aussie invasion our fearless leader Tom wanted to shoot the Aussie with a paintball…but first Tom had to take one..well be sure to check out the video here to see the whole story. Needless to say Tom’s reaction begs revocation…but we will let you decide.

Mancards: -3

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Revokee Name: James Saunders
Submitted By: Amy Miller

When asked what status quo is in class he replied that it is a song – from High School Musical no less.
Man cards. He will hand them over.

your man card has been revoked!

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Revokee Name: robert smith
Submitted By: sue grollimund

Reason for Revocation:
for using high maintenance female descriptive sentences to describe how his weekend went, with a certain someone ;>) …with emotes even!

Unmanly activity

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Revokee Name: Mark Miller

Submitted By: Concerned Family

Reason for Revocation:
Unable to control feminine emotions.