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Termination of ManCard Effective Immediately

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6 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Nathan Andrew Warren

Reason For Revocation:

Due to recent events of photographic, verbal, seen evidence your ManCard has officially been revoked, without possibility to re-attain. We have also come to the conclusion that your Estrogen levels are extremely above are producing at an extreme rate. Thus meaning, transitioning into a female, you can NOT have a ManCard Period. Best of luck to your future endeavors in “dabbling in cock” from time to time.

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Termination of ManCard Effective Immediately

Revoke his Man Card?

6 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Nathan Andrew Warren

Reason For Revocation:

Due to recent events of photographic, verbal, seen evidence your ManCard has officially been revoked, without possibility to re-attain. We have also come to the conclusion that your Estrogen levels are extremely above are producing at an extreme rate. Thus meaning, transitioning into a female, you can NOT have a ManCard Period. Best of luck to your future endeavors in “dabbling in cock” from time to time.

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Man Card Title Revoked

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6 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Nathan Warren

Reason For Revocation:

Chronic case of severe feminism.

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Man Card Title Revoked

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2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Nathan Warren

Reason For Revocation:

Chronic case of severe feminism.

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No Balls

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4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: DARREN (Dare Bear)

Reason For Revocation:

When his woman says jump he snaps to attention and asks how high. He was there man of his house at one time but that’s when he was single. Now he checks in with his probation officer to see the list of demands and requirements for that day. He had a choice to go 4 wheeling not to long ago and had to go look at trees and weeds. Needless to say the choke chain around is neck got a little tight as his woman took him for a walk in the park.

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Cuckolded denial

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1 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Tyler Couch

Reason For Revocation:

After having found out he got cucked by his fat wife, he chose not to believe it.

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The Force is Weak With This One

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0 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Gordon Richardson

Reason For Revocation:

Gordon has not seen Star Wars. Not only that, but he also confessed this on a Facebook page for Karen’s. I, myself, only saw it via my Aunt’s repost.

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Hot Sauce Failure

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4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Luke Frank

Reason For Revocation:

Luke “Hot Sauce” Frank has been posting REALLY weak memes. He whines about being patronized. He also looks like a failed boy band wannabe.

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3rd Violation in less than 24 hrs!?!

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8 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

Matthew,
we regret to inform you, that you have exceeded the number of violations allowed, to retain your Official ManCard. Violation, (goes without saying really, but for Clerical accuracy, the violation is as follows.

“Angelina Jolie isn’t a homewrecker, it was his thoughts that wrecked that home…”

“His”, referring to Brad, whom holds The Official Mancard #0000027.
Thats just messed up dude. However, in order to reinstate your Official Mancard, you must do something, or someone, extremely manly within a 36 hour timeperiod, starting now. (21:00 Hrs, Wednesday, March 24th, 2019).

Good luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuckles Official Mancard #0000002

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This is your 3rd violation… TODAY!

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1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Matthew L. Detillion

Reason For Revocation:

It goes without saying, but for clerical record, when you stated;
-“Angelina Jolie isn’t what wretched the home, it was his thoughts, that
wrecked the home”. –
Being your 3rd violation in the past 24 hours, your Man Card is revoked. In order to reattain manhood status, you must do something manly, or someone manly, in the next 36 hours. Good Luck, and Godspeed!
-Chuckles

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