Post Tagged with: "man card revoke"

Lazy

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Matt. B

Reason For Revocation:

Will Constantly Cry About Having To Work. Whenever Asked He Will Complain And Question Why He Must Do A Certain Task. Like A Bernie Supporter He Is.

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Fake

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Ari

Reason For Revocation:

Doesn’t know how to drive a manual and is proud of it.

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Coffee Choice

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Matt

Reason For Revocation:

Orders a Medium, Skim Cap with Hazelnut, regularly.

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Watched HGTV

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Tyler

Reason For Revocation:

One of my co-workers admitted that he watched HGTV with his wife.

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BANNED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Revoke his Man Card?

8 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Shawn

Reason For Revocation:

He drives a minivan and says he loves it!

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Revoke OP’s Mancard

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
3 No

Revokee: OP

Reason For Revocation:

Because he’s too much of a faggot

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banned for life,………..

Revoke his Man Card?

10 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Tim Guckes

Reason For Revocation:

blatant disregard of the most basic of basic rules on manhood, ie: wearing a fanny pack on vacation.

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Sassy Pants

Revoke his Man Card?

6 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Joe Sanada

Reason For Revocation:

Wife refers to Joe as sassy. Men are not sassy! We’re men. That means a few things – we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

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Make it official!

Revoke his Man Card?

10 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Phillip Robertson

Reason For Revocation:

First, I want you to know Phillip is a friend. Now that I said that, here’s the reasons for revocation:
1. He bought an Eclipse convertible – because he couldn’t find a MIATA.
2. He actually likes listening to the Indigo Girls and old 70′s disco.
3. I had to hook up his clothes dryer for him.
4. He posted to Facebook to find out how to fix his oven – then had a friend fix it for him.
5. He would rather watch “Dancing With The Stars” than a John Wayne movie.
6. He wears a “Hello Kitty” shirt around his house.
7. He knows more about nail polish than he does about working on a car.
8. Even his libertarian friends laugh at him for needing a “safe space”.

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Two week suspension

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Samuel Dawson

Reason For Revocation:

Incapable of laying Da’ Pimp hand down

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