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Pedicure? Really?

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Mark Deloach

Reason For Revocation:

Pedicure

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PEDICURE? REALLY?

Revoke his Man Card?

1 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Mark Deloach

Reason For Revocation:

PEDICURE

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Class 3 (affiliation with boy band)

Revoke his Man Card?

18 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dennis Wallace

Reason For Revocation:

According to Man Code 1.00.3(a), Any natural born man, claiming to be the same, shall not associate, affiliate or fraternize with a boy band. A boy band is defined in section 8.0.3.

It has been alleged that on or about the week of September 11th, you willingly, knowingly and with aforethought, did, on purpose, and not in the line of your appointed duties, attend a concert performed by “One Direction”, a known boy band.

You have 48 hours to contest this violation. If you fail to mitigate the circumstances by which you came to affiliate with a known boy band, your man card will be confiscated.

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Ditched

Revoke his Man Card?

7 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Dean

Reason For Revocation:

Revocation for organising a guys night out and ditching to get some pussy which he could have got while out

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Social Democracy/Related

Revoke his Man Card?

16 Yes
4 No

Revokee: Joseph Russel

Reason For Revocation:

Believes in social democracy, that the US should be a welfare state, that all guns should be unconditionally banned and that the best way to solve the crisis in the Middle East is “to get rid of the military budget and use it to pay all the countries over there money to be nice to us.”

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ManCard:Revoked

Revoke his Man Card?

12 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Hunter Creasey

Reason For Revocation:

The Man-Card must be temporarily suspended due to the display of many female traits. Including but not limited to; bitchiness, weakness and not being able to take a joke. Further acts could result in breast tissue growth and menstruation.

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Cry Baby

Revoke his Man Card?

18 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Aidan M.

Reason For Revocation:

This guy always makes up excuses and cries when he does not win even though he is a good athlete. Revoke the man card or not?

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Bitch

Revoke his Man Card?

17 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Jon Ramey

Reason For Revocation:

Always bitches about everything! No one likes him

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O’Possum Incident

Revoke his Man Card?

14 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Todd Friel

Reason For Revocation:

Apprently Todd Friel of WretchedRadio.com offically screamed like a little girl when an O’Possum snarled at him. All men know a possum is a wimp and can easily be handled without danger.

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Getting nails painted

Revoke his Man Card?

13 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Spencer curry

Reason For Revocation:

This man or should I say it has submissively sacrifice his hands to be painted by a woman.

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