Post Tagged with: "man card revoke"

A view to kill

Revoke his Man Card?

10 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Kevin

Reason For Revocation:

Cause you knew all the members of The View and the time and channel the show comes on.

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Frank Gore Fixation!

Revoke his Man Card?

4 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Jerry Brown

Reason For Revocation:

Jerry’s Man-Card needs to revoked immediately. It has been discovered that Jerry has a life-sized poster of Frank Gore plastered to his bedroom ceiling directly over his bed! Frank Gore may be manly, but Jerry’s behavior is most definitely not! Time for a revocation!

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I Love Jim Palmer’s Jockeys!

Revoke his Man Card?

3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Dave Engle

Reason For Revocation:

Dave deserves to have his Man-Card revoked for having a life-sized poster of Baltimore Orioles pitcher Jim Palmer wearing just his jockey shorts plastered to his bedroom ceiling directly over his bed! Jim Palmer may be manly but Dave’s behavior is not. Time for a revocation!

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Woosy

Revoke his Man Card?

2 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Tony Bates

Reason For Revocation:

Looking at undesirable website.

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Flinching a fake punch with a weird throat squeak thing.

Revoke his Man Card?

9 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Damian

Reason For Revocation:

I don’t behave effeminate ever but fair is fair. As the conversation at the bar positively towards feminism, I humbly agreed. I stated that “That there should be laws about equal pay. My wife (who has the same career as me) should be able to bring home the same amount of bacon for a change. Hell she is a better mechanic than me.” Then here comes this mutual friend of a friend walking up to me and slurs “man that’s weak I should pull you man card for that shit” to the disapproval of the rest of the gang. Without a word I act like i’m going to deck him in the face, and he flinches back, makes this weird squeak like he just got hit in the gut, and knocks a girls drink all over him self. Even she laughed a little. The bartender then says “No, I’m pulling your man card for flinching. If you don’t replace this girls drink.” (Even though it was kinda my fault haha.) After that another friend shows me his actual man card and sent me to this site to purchase one for defending my metaphorical man card so well. Though in my day among my buddies if a guys man card was challenged he had to go through trials to keep from loosing it, like arm wrestling, boxing, or public humiliation etc..

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Purse coment

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Adam

Reason For Revocation:

On 2/16/15 Adam officially lost he man card for a complement regarding my mothers pure ssinf he liked the color and storage.

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What the Hell Were you Thinking??

Revoke his Man Card?

12 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Nicholas Gurwell

Reason For Revocation:

In recognition of the intolerable surrender of the Explorer beast, in exchange for the Barbie-pink mini-van, please proceed post-haste to the nearest bar, the seedier the better, and place your mancard facedown on the bar and walk away. Please don’t engage the barkeep in conversation or even make eye contact with him, he will only regret the look or words you share once he knows the purpose of your very brief visit. Turn around and leave immediately to salvage what little remains of your dignity, and go to the nearest Public library and read up on how to get in further touch with your inner-femininity.

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Bad Movie Choice

Revoke his Man Card?

12 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Chad Rowse

Reason For Revocation:

Chad went to see 50 Shades of Grey on Valentine’s Day….with Rob Nash! Ewwwwww!

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Bad Movie

Revoke his Man Card?

11 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Rob Nash

Reason For Revocation:

Nash went to see 50 Shades of Grey…..by himself!

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Movie

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4 Yes
7 No

Revokee: Jasper

Reason For Revocation:

For watching finding nemo 2.

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