Post Tagged with: "man card revoke"

Cats and Shoes

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1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Kyle Chapman

Reason For Revocation:

Way to much information about gloggs! Knows colors, styles and what they even go with.

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Man Card Revocation

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6 No

Revokee: Adam Pendleton

Reason For Revocation:

Your Man Card has been revoked due to your failure to listen to, and comment your opinions on, the latest Megadeth release, even though it has been available for over a week.

In order to meet the qualifications to have your Man Card returned, you must listen to said album within the next 2 days, and engage in several manly activities (See the following list of approved manly activities http://www.artofmanliness.com/2010/01/06/45-manly-hobbies/).

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No Balls Sack

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8 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Isaac Aleman

Reason For Revocation:

Holding purses and ditching homies

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Topless profil picture, duck face and other gay shit

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9 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Elham Tafa

Reason For Revocation:

Elham Tafas Man Card is to be revoked due to posting various posts to appeal to teenage girls. One of these posts includes him posting a picture of a male celebrity in a sexually provocative pose with a caption that titles who else likes him? Aside from this he also posted a picture of a man walking around in sweatpants and titled it “boys in sweatpants

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Bitchassness

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8 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Joseph Santana

Reason For Revocation:

Bitch

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This is why I’m a Feminist

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14 Yes
2 No

Revokee: Graham Huff

Reason For Revocation:

Exclaims on Facebook “…and this, my brothers, is why I’m a feminist. We claim sexual superiority and we are such wusses!”

This outburst was in response to a video showing that only female legislators showed up to the House of Representatives during blizzard 2016. Essentially it’s a speech where send chick blathers on about how women are tough or something. I didn’t make it very far into the thing.

In the photographic proof, you can see his pansy-ass response sandwiched between two proper, manly responses to the video.

The proper form of feminism a man should hold is never spoken. It’s shown through actions. This panty waist Huff broke a cardinal rule and called himself a feminist.

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Revoke his Man Card?

0 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Pasquale

Reason For Revocation:

b

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Notice of Failure to Man

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4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Barry Allen

Reason For Revocation:

For failure to own up and tell your girlfriend the truth when confronted with, and subsequent pussyfooting about when you have every ability to make this work.

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Green Tea Pedicure?

Revoke his Man Card?

9 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Andrew Craig

Reason For Revocation:

Nuff Said. Deluxe Pedicure including green tea soak, aromatherapy, hot stone massage? All he didn’t say was what color polish he chose.

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MAN CARD

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3 Yes
0 No

Revokee: MJ AMME

Reason For Revocation:

LETTING THE CALI 10 WALK OUT

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