The Rulebook
Man Rules
Every card holder lives by them. Each rule is stated as law, then explained the way a buddy would explain it. A new one goes up every week. Break one and somebody may file to revoke your Man Card.
Remember, your Man Card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Do something manly and have it reinstated.
#1038 A Bug, a bear, it doesn't matter. If needed, you should be able to kill it.
Read the rule #231 A Man Shall Always Follow Correct Mens Room Etiquette.
Read the rule #1225 A Man must be able to hold their liquor, whatever their poison of choice may be, during Holiday Festivities.
Read the rule #87 When a friends girlfriend questions you about his whereabouts or any other information that may incriminate him, play dumb.
Read the rule #354 Make up is not allowed. Ever. Camo face paint for hunting/etc is. Not the same thing.
Read the rule #24 What is a Man without a grill? Nothing. Go get one.
Read the rule #963 When shopping, men should treat the experience more like a scavenger hunt and less like a walk in the park. Quicker is better.
Read the rule #709 There are pivotal movies in the world that Men must see The Godfather, Rocky, Scarface. If you haven't, your man card is in jeopardy.
Read the rule #86 If caught reading assembly instructions, Deny Deny Deny!
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