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Man Rule #1102

John Russell • Nov 02, 2026

Man Rule #1102

A Man does not leave a game his team can still win.

Gentlemen,

We are halfway through the season, and some of you already know how yours ends. This one is for you.

If there is time on the clock and the math still works, you stay. Down 10 in the second quarter is a touchdown and a field goal. You do not get up for hats, a nap or the drive home.

The Revoked Report has the precedent. In November 2010 a member gave up on his team in the second quarter, down by 10, and went shopping for hats. His team came back and won it in overtime. The jury revoked him 81 to 4.

In 2013 an Ole Miss fan walked out of one of the greatest games in the school's history at halftime because he was "a little hot." The charge sheet added a history of early departures. Revoked, 30 to 2.

Down 35 with four minutes left, beat the traffic. Nobody files on that. Until then, sit down and finish your beer.

What is the biggest comeback you stayed for, or the one you left early and heard about the next day? Tell us in the comments.

Stay Manly My Friends...

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