Man Rule #963
When shopping, men should treat the experience more like a scavenger hunt and less like a walk in the park. Quicker is better.
Gent's its simple, Guys Don't shop. Even when we're in our sanctuary, the Hardware store, there is no "perusing". There is a list, usually scrawled onto a piece of cardboard with a carpenters pencil, and a goal in mind: Get the hell out of there. No offense ladies, we just can't be seen walking around carrying bags taking perfume samples. If we were, its a one way ticket to Revocation.
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