Man Rule of the Day #86

Guys, the truth is that we should never read the instructions. Whether its a particle board bookshelf or that brand new table saw, there is no reason for us to read how it is intended to be used from the factory. We're men, and therefore we should figure out how these things work. When the entire lawn dies and the dog starts walking funny, then we decide to cut back on the "1 part water, 7 parts weed killer"