So apparently music executives just pull them straight out of the womb, glue what passes for hair these days to the top part and get them to wail in front of a mic before sending that to auto tune and pumping out another hit for the 16 to “your older than he is and it
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Man Card Revocable Sling Shot Ride Reaction
As a follow up to the resent post “Girl Has an Orgasm on an Amusement Park Ride” I had to share with you all Australian YouTube user sm3333k‘s video of him and his mate on a Gold Coast Sling Shot ride where by his mate gives us by far the funniest, most revocable reaction to
Crocodile Revokes Shark’s Man Card
In a previous posting a shark revoked a man card on a fishing video, now a very different shark just got his REVOKED for being a little bitch and getting pwned by a 5-meter long crocodile. Just reported today on PerthNow is this story from Kakadu National Park of a 5-meter saltwater crocodile gnawing at
Man Card Live Broadcast Footage
It was our first Man Card Revocation Panel gents, and it went specularly! We broadcast the “production view” of the show via Ustream and we’ll have the edited version shortly, but I wanted to share the gold that was set last night. A HUGE thanks to Jesse at Midtownvideo.com, where the show was filmed. To
Tweet of the Day
Gentlemen, Twitter has been buzzing with news of a user(@OfficialManCard) that judges Man Card tweets and revokes accordingly. Today, we got one of the best responses so far. Doug H had his man card revoked, and demanded a recount, to which his friend sent this reply: Best twitter response so far. Stay Manly My Friends
Man Card Burned
We’ve implemented a new Man Card Revocation system that disintegrates your Man Card when it is revoked! Sean, unfortunately, was one of our early test subjects
Should we go back to the Moon?
I understand your asking yourself “What is this topic doing on OfficialManCard.com!?”. Its a valid Man-question! Suppose the budget allowed and the $3 Billion we needed was lying around, should we go back to the moon? “Its a giant white rock” most have said, “Why go back?” There are several reasons to revisit the moon,
Penis on Fire
Wince at the title? So did I, especially when I heard about Stuart F’s little fling down on the Greek Isle of Crete, reported on Gadling.com. 20 year old Stewart was rather intoxicated, and was fancy of this 26 year old girl, so he began his advance. She politely declined. He dropped his pants, so
Hippos are Assholes
There, I said it. They’ve got those tiny ears, and it doesn’t matter how “majestic” or “cool” they look out in the wild; poking their nostrils out of the water. I don’t care, they’re assholes. Apparently, they hate being interrupted while eating(and, really, who does?). A Gamekeeper in Uganda had to run for his life
Sexy Lady: Shantel VanSanten
Ah, Shantel. One of the stars of the new movie The Final Destination captured our hearts as she was plummeting into an evil, hell-born escalator in the Destination trailer. We know we know, stop talking, lets look at some pictures
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