Post Tagged with: "man card revoke"

Knowing The Truck You Drive

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1 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Gregg Warner

Reason For Revocation:

Man Law#9
Any Man driving a Truck must know Motor/Engine details of said Truck when asked. Failure to provide such details or lack of knowledge of specific details is grounds for Man Card Revocation.

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Idiot

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2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Jesse Jenkins

Reason For Revocation:

Kicked a girl out of the house for trying to be freaky with him.

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Disney

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4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Ed Weyrens

Reason For Revocation:

Wanting to do a Tinkerbell tattoo sleeve

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It Need to Happen

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0 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Jimmy Higo

Reason For Revocation:

🙂

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Spare Ribs

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3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Malv

Reason For Revocation:

Could not figure out how to properly remove skin from spare ribs. Disappointing.

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riding a moped

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3 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Mike

Reason For Revocation:

Mike rides a moped to work and daily. Even the two females in his office ride bigger bikes then him.

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MAN CARD REVOKED

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6 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Adrian Bonilla

Reason For Revocation:

Dear Mr. Bonilla. (or should we start calling you Miss Bonilla from now on) It has come to our attention that your manly ways have given way to your feminine side. You have exchanged your beers and tequila shots for coconut milk spritzers and skinny no foam vegan lattes. your masculine ways have taken a back seat to your new feminine ways. let’s face it if a women wanted someone feminine she would be a lesbian. Women want men not whiny sissies. therefore your man card is revoked indefinitely.

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revocation of man card

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4 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Landan P Milner

Reason For Revocation:

Dear Mr.Patrick. It has come to our conclusion that you are no longer able to access your man card at this time. We have noticed your lack of interest in hanging out with “the boys” and cracking cold ones. We have also noticed a spike in your interest in duck lip selfies, and that is not acceptable to continue being a member of the committee. We are very concerned for your mental health at this moment. So please as soon as this letter has been read, turn over the keys to your duramax, we will be issuing you a brand new baby blue prius. Please allow atleast 14 days for your significant other to process this message in regards to giving your balls back. Thank you Mr.Patrick

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Official notice of Man card violation

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2 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Scott Smith

Reason For Revocation:

Mr Smith, it has come to our attention that you watch Pride and Prejudice with your wife. Under Article 3 Section 2. Forbidden movies. Our witness, Daniel Smith, noticed you watching the said movie with your wife. Itself is a minor violation. But you were asking questions about the movie. “Is she going to marry that guy” and “I think she likes him” This has been noted as a major violation. Adding to the list, you didnt even make popcorn or provide snacks. Which is a critical offense.

You man card has hereby be revoked for 30 days. No appeal is allowed for these offenses.

If no other major or critical offenses are found. You man card will be reinstated on August 15th at 12:01am

Man Card Society of Texas

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Balls Removed by Wife

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0 Yes
6 No

Revokee: Kenneth Anthony

Reason For Revocation:

Spent Two-Weeks in Florida with Wife and Father In-Law Carl

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