Post Tagged with: "hippo"

Zebra Floss

I mean, I know you gotta do what you gotta do, but being a Hippo flosser? That’s a new low for zebra

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Hippos are Assholes

There, I said it. They’ve got those tiny ears, and it doesn’t matter how “majestic” or “cool” they look out in the wild; poking their nostrils out of the water. I don’t care, they’re assholes. Apparently, they hate being interrupted while eating(and, really, who does?). A Gamekeeper in Uganda had to run for his life

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